What's your sickest joke?

**peasea** · 21st May 2010, 18:52

Why did god put a womans anus so close to her vagina?

So that when she's pissed you can carry her home like a six-pack.

**peasea** · 21st May 2010, 18:53

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog.

**MSTRS:Me** · 25th February 2011, 09:46

I made dinner with my kid last night... well what else can you do with a miscarriage!?

**george formby** · 25th February 2011, 12:47

I shagged the Olson twins before they were famous.

**Skinon** · 14th March 2011, 03:19

At the pub quiz night last night, a question came up:
"Define the meaning of the word 'niggling'."

Judging by the fact i got kicked out and barred i'm guessing the correct
answer wasn't "A small black baby"

**fatzx10r** · 14th March 2011, 03:26

whats better than sex with a 12 year old...?

nothing!

**Stirts** · 16th March 2011, 08:57

Scientific earthquake investigators are reporting that the Pacific Ocean is currently like a copy of Playboy Magazine.

They've spent many hours looking for a gash but all they've seen so far is a load of nips.

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All those news reports we are getting from Japan are shocking to say the least. I mean, when did they start allowing women to speak to the media!

**MSTRS:Me** · 16th March 2011, 09:23

Dear Japan

Sucks, eh?

Yours sincerely
The Whales

**Stirts** · 16th March 2011, 09:44

The Japanese government has thanked Britain for sending them rescue dogs.

They have all said they tasted lovely.

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Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose!
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!

Said the Japanese search leader.

**Skinon** · 17th March 2011, 13:28

You know why the japanese tsunami went so far inland?
Water always picks up speed when it's running down slopes...

Recently opened a cafe in japan. Started a bit shaky, but slowly
people drifted in.

Jap farmers pleading poverty! Bullshit! I seen one farm on tv with
2 huge boats and about 20 cars on his front yard!

**Skinon** · 17th March 2011, 13:30

Mum catches her son fingering his sister. She says "You better tell me something that's gonna make this alright!"

Son replies "I've found dads wedding ring!"