Rest In Peace
-Elton John has just released a song in memory of Saddam!
-It's called "Dangle in the Wind".
-What's the difference between Tampax and Saddam Hussain?
-One is a string hanging from a cunt...
-Why is Saddam so good with the ladies?
-Because he's well hung!
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
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-What does NASA stand for?
-Need Another Seven Astronauts
-What's the difference between Anna Nicole Smith and a casino?
-Anna Nicole Smith isn't sucking anymore money.
-You hear about a new section in playboy magazine for Necrophiliacs?
-First double spread is Anna Nicole Smith!
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Rest In Peace
-Why did Michael Jackson hold the baby over the balcony?
-To stop the cum dripping on the carpet.
-Why is Michael Jackson always late for work?
-Because he likes to come in a little behind.
-Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest holiday destination?
-He's going to Tampa with the kids.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
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-What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
-Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys in the arse.
-What's black and white and red all over?
-Michael Jackson caught in the act.
-What's black and comes in little white cans?
-Michael Jackson.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Rest In Peace
-What do Jacko and a PS2 have in common?
-They're both made of plastic and get turned on by kids
-What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
-One's made of plastic and dangerous around young children. The other carries your groceries
-Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
-They're better than ten eight year olds!
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Rest In Peace
-What do Michael Jackson and Elton John sing together?
-Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
-What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
-They both come on little crackers.
-What do father christmas and Michael Jackson have in common?
-They both leave children's rooms with empty sacks.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Rest In Peace
-Why do German shower nozzles have eleven holes in the head?
-Cos Jews only have ten fingers.
-Heard about the new German microwave?
-It seats twelve.
-What do you do with a Jew with A.D.D.?
-Put him in a concentration camp.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
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-What was Hitler's least-favourite planet?
-Jewpiter.
-What did Hitler get his niece for her birthday?
-An Easy-Bake Oven!
-Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
-A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Rest In Peace
-Why doesn't Kurt Cobain drive a car?
-He'd rather ride shotgun.
-What color were Kurt Cobain's eyes?
-Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way.
-What is the ultimate gauge of Cobain's success?
-a 12 gauge
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Rest In Peace
-How do you cut an emo sandwich?
-You don't need to, It cuts itself.
-How do you fuck an emo?
-Give it a knife.
-How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
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-How do you get an emo out of a tree?
-cut the rope
-When is the only time you wink at an emo?
-When you're staring at him through a rifle scope.
-Two emos jumped off a cliff, which one lands first?
-Why the fuck would I care?
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
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-What do you call an emos diary?
-Their will.
-What do you say to a crippled emo?
-Nothing, you already told him once.
-What do you say at an emos funeral?
-Good riddance.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Rest In Peace
-Whats the difference between a dead deer in the road, and a dead emo in the road?
-There are skid marks in front of the deer
-What happens when you have 5 emos in a square room?
-One dies because he has no corner to cry in
-What is the special time of the month called when an emo girl bleeds?
-Seeing other people.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Rest In Peace
-How do you circumcise a Redneck?
-Punch his sister in the jaw.
-What do you say to a girl from Kentucky?
-Nice tooth!
-What do you call a hillbilly in a suit?
-The defendant.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Rest In Peace
-Why did the hillbilly cross the road?
-His dick was stuck in a chicken.
-What does a hillbilly say after sex?
-Get off me Pa, you're crushing my smokes
-What is the the difference between a greyhound and a Paedophile?
-At least a greyhound waits for the hair to come out!!
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
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