What's your sickest joke?

**kevfromcoro** · 23rd March 2007, 08:52

jack comes home from work,,and heres the missus sitting on the back doorstep, with all her bags packed,jack hops out of the car and says ,wots going on..the missus says....iam leaving you.i heard a nasty rumor that you are a pedophile.hmmm says jack..pedophile.....thats a big word for a 7 yr old..

**Quartermile** · 23rd March 2007, 20:48

Hey mum where did your scabs go?

Shut up and eat your cornflakes

**MyGSXF:Me** · 23rd March 2007, 20:53

What's the difference between a man & a toilet...???

A toilet won't follow you round once you've used it!!

**Quartermile** · 23rd March 2007, 21:01

Mum I hate tomato soup
Shut up and eat it we only have it once a month

**Sniper** · 24th March 2007, 08:29

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

What's the difference between a man & a toilet...???

A toilet won't follow you round once you've used it!!

You have women and man round backwards...

**MyGSXF:Me** · 24th March 2007, 11:26

Originally Posted by Sniper

You have women and man round backwards...

I never mentioned the word 'woman'....

**paturoa** · 24th March 2007, 19:27

whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washiing machine wont follow you around after you dump your load in it.

**paturoa** · 24th March 2007, 19:28

What time is it on Michael Jackson's clock when it is bed time?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

**Pushbike** · 25th March 2007, 05:22

Sorry if soneone's already said it but:

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
One's made of white plastic and dangerous for children to play with and the other rapes little boys.

**MoNk** · 25th March 2007, 10:53

Hope these haven't been said.

Why is Prince Charles dick green?
Because he stuck it in Di.

What does a black man say before he makes love?
"If you scream bitch, i'll kill you".

**Nitzer** · 25th March 2007, 11:05

What's the main cause of pedophilia?

sexy children

**Qkchk:Me** · 26th March 2007, 15:13

Why was Princess Diana always chaffered in a Mercedes?
Cause she wouldn't be seen dead in a Lada

Did you hear Princess Di was on the radio?
And the headrest and the dash...........

**Masterchop** · 26th March 2007, 17:13

Whats worse than putting 12 oysters in ya grannys pussie?

Sucking out 13

**BNZ** · 26th March 2007, 17:32

Originally Posted by paturoa

whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

nothing?

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th March 2007, 09:19

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

By this time, Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far."

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