The world record for a 30
second advertisment will be
set during superbowl 2019.A
cool 5 million! By the Duke
of Edinburgh appealing for
someone to insure him to
drive.
I once stayed at a gay hotel in
the lake district that was
supposed to be haunted.I
didn't actually see a ghost but
the landlord and his partner did
put the willies up me.
Love watching kickboxer.
Nothing says Thailand like a
Belgian playing an American
doing a chinese marial art in
front of a cambadian temple.
Why don't cats shave?
Because 8 out of 10 cat
owners said their cats
prefer Whiskas.
"Where the fuck have you
been?" shouted my wife."It's
been three days!" "It's your
fault," I replied."When I went
out you told me not to come
home drunk again."
My beautiful daughter picked
her way slowly down the stairs
looking resplendent in her
shimmering silk wedding dress.
A ribbon bedecked Rolls-Royce
idled outside.As the
bride-to be entered the lounge
my wife piped up,"Give us a
twirl,give us a twirl!" I thought
"Typical,our first born is getting
married in half an hour and all
she can think about is stuffing
her fat fucking face with
chocolate flake bars!"
I got booted off my market stall
yesterday for fuck all...This wee
chinese man walked by,so I
stopped him and said,"Do you want
to buy a baseball cap?"...He replied
"No," so I kept persevering and he
lost the rag..."I keep telling you
no,no,no so why you keep
wanting me to buy baseball cap?"...
...I replied,"Because it looks as
though the sun's in your eyes"...
A child has won an award for 999
call.My daughter's well pissed off,
she's made well over a thousand
and won fuck all.
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