RNLI
ROYAL NIGGER LIBERATION
Infantry
Last night I saw everyone
running out of my local pub
screaming.
It wasn't on fire; some
cunt had played an Adele
track on the jukebox.
Listened to Adele while
watching Rocky and I'm
Finally able to cry again...
Apparently members of
ISIS are terrified of being
killed by women soldiers,
as they believe they will go
straight to Hell.
We should really mess
with their minds by
sending Caitlyn Jenner
after them.
We'd only need to arm her
with a car, too.
LGBTQ+children still
find life at school,
unacceptably tough,
because of ignorance, say
activities.
Talk about dumbing down.
Algebra is meant to be
challenging! fucking
snowflakes.
Online dating
Women: I hope he's not
a weirdo, or a serial
killer, or needy, control
freak, violent, unhygienic,
unemployed, perceived,
bad-tempered, ill-mannered,
insecure cheater.
Men: I hope she's not fat.
The wife's raised a
shitload of money for
charity.
She always does in
November.
Heavy Metal fans.
Pretend that you are at a
'Socially distanced Mosh
pit' by drinking 10 pints
then staggering around
outside in the car park.
Why do mice have such
small balls?.
Because very few of them
know how to dance.
A new study shows that
the sixe of an average
penis has decreased by
10% due to the covid
injections.
So, that means it's down
to 8 inches, right Men.
Our hospitals are under
stress with people having
to wait to get admitted
because so many NHS
resources are still being
used due to Covid. If
majority of people hadnÂ’t
been vaccinated we
would be isolating still
and economy ruined. If
everybody had jabs things
would ease more than
they have but these anti-vac
people refuse to get the
point.
Around the house, we
again have the pitter-patter
of tiny feet.
I can't believe that like
in the film "Me myself
and Irene," my wife has
actually began cheating
on me with a black midget.
Overheard in the
hairdressers, two females
talking.. "I know you like
Him but is he into you?"
said the brunette, "Yes"
giggled the blonde "but
only about 2%"
Will men and women
understand each other?
We say the same words
yet can mean totally
opposite things. When
a female tells her friend
down the pub "when I get
home I'm going to give
him a mouth full"...
Sir Elton John went to
Buckingham Palace to
receive the Order of the
Companions from Prince
Charles.
Isn't that what Jeffrey
Epstein got from Prince
Andrew?
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