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    What's your sickest joke?

    I have a lot of baby jokes but my worse joke has to be


    Whats blue, 14inches long and fucks women?


    Cot death
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    oh yeah that IS sick.... what about...

    A crim is shown to his new cell,
    Sitting on his bunk is his cell mate,
    A big scary, hairy mother fucker.

    His cell mate say's to him..
    "So you want to be the Mummy or the Daddy?"
    to which newbie quickly replys
    "The Daddy"

    His cell mate answers
    "Good, now come suck Mummies COCK!"

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    The Aristocrats

    There's a video of the South Park version here

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    A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
    "Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
    The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    One pedofille turns to another and says "I'll give you two 5's for a 10"

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    I just told these to my work mates....

    not one laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMelon
    The Aristocrats

    There's a video of the South Park version here
    that south park clip is fuckin funny..

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    -Your mama's so fat....
    But I fucked her anyway

    -What do you call a dead baby with a dislocated neck?
    Deepthroat

    -What's worse than waking up next to a dead baby?
    Realising you fucked it the night before

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    How do you know when your sister has her period?

    Your Dads cock tastes funny...

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    how do you circumsize (sp?) a hillbilly?

    Kick his sister in the jaw

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    Q. Whats the worst thing about fucking a bald pussy?
    A. Putting the nappies back on afterwards.
    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky Mark
    How do you know when your sister has her period?

    Your Dads cock tastes funny...
    ewwww!! thats just NASTY


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    Whats the difference between a Jew and an apple pie?

    One doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    yeah they pretty good ill get some off my uncle he has some good ones
    Blindspott are back as Blacklist check them out
    www.blacklistmusicnz.co.nz

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    Ohh, bad karma for some of these...

    Hitler walks up to the Pearly Gates and says to St Peter, "I'd like to come in."
    St Peter: "Not likely!"
    Hitler: I've repented and I've given back all the gold and treasures that I stole from the Jews, and I'm really sorry."
    At that point, Jesus walks up and asks what's going on.
    St Peter: "It's Hitler here, he wants to come in."
    Jesus: "Bugger off!"
    Hitler: "No, it's true! To prove it, I've got a six foot solid gold cross I can't find the owner of. I could give that to you."
    Now Jesus was partial to crosses, so he went to see God.
    Jesus: "Hey Dad, I've got Hitler outside and he wants to come in now he's repented."
    God: "Tell him to get lost!"
    Jesus: "But Dad, he's given back all the gold that he stole from the Jews - except for a six foot, solid gold cross he can't find the owner for. He says I can have it."
    God: "And what do you want with a solid gold cross? You couldn't even carry a fuckin' wooden one!"
    At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

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