Prince Harry joins a Think
Tank in USA. I thought
Meghan did his thinking
for him these days?
Prince Harry Duke of
Sussex, lands a real job
at Silicon Valley life -
coaching firm as the new
chief impact officer.
Going from doing fuck all,
to doing fuck all shouldn't
be a stretch for him.
Question I would have
asked in Meghan Markles
interview would have been
about how high did she
want to climb the royals
family tree and is Meghan
prounounced Meagain?
Meghan and Archie are
now high up in the Royal
Family tree.
My wife got mad
when I explained to
our young son how a
couple of monkeys are
now swinging from the
branches.
While getting ready for
his first day in his new
job, Prince Harry turned to
his wife and said, "Do you
know I have the strangest
feeling that I've forgot to
take something with me?"
To which Meghan replied
"Why of course, it's your
balls Harry. I've got them
safely hung up on my
dressing table mirror. But
don't worry, you won't be
needing them for work, in
the foreseeable future... or
ever to be honest."
"Yes sir" Harry replied
Mick Fleetwood has
revealed he hopes every
past and current member
of Fleetwood Mac will
perform together the
next time the band tour,
following the death of
Co - founder Peter
Green.
I bet Stevie nicks the
limelight.
Serial shagger Mick
Fleetwood has been
rehearsing hard with the
backing vocalists for the
forthcoming Fleetwood
Mac tour and its even
been heard the group's
solo work will be on the
playlist.
He's been strumming
away and banging hard with
some girls on the Edge Of
Seventeen all night.
I wring my bell most days,
still not seen that fucking
Lindt Gold Bunny though!!
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