There's a new Liverpool
band out called the
Pacemakers.
After the death of Gerry
Marsden Elton John will
lead the tributes with a
rendition of "Fairy across
the Mersey"
What's the difference
between a hippy girl and a
Muslim girl?
One gets stoned before
sex, and the other after
sex.
What do you call a muslim
lesbian?
Gasheeta.
What do you call a gay
Muslim?
Mandeep.
Can you imagine Lewis
Hamilton getting a hard
on?
The dark knight rises.
My son said he wants to
sleep with a 1,000 women
before he reaches 30.
I said, "Don't be stupid, you
have to sleep with 30 first"
I just watched that movie
where that dothead
Indian bloke covers all the
Beatles songs.
They definitely missed a
a trick by not also having
him sing "While my Sitar
gently weeps"
Coming soon, Covid, The
Musical. Featuring such
hits as,
I just died in your arms tonight.
Seasons don't fear the reaper.
I fought the law and the law won.
The air that I breathe.
Behind the mask.
Under lock and key.
Stay away.
And of course the number
one best seller, Six feet apart.
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