Famous last words:
"I'd love to be fucked in the bathroom".
( Reeva Steenkamp )
"Nah,let me stick it in there,this aids
stuff is just nonsense".
( Freddie Mercury )
"Is a tenner for a blowjob alright Mr Sutcliffe?"
( Yorkshire prostitute )
"I'm doing a shit."
( Elivs Presley )
"Forecast is very hot today."
( Mayor of Hiroshima, )
"Fuck it it,it's a nice day,let's take the convertible."
(J.F Kennedy )
"I'm from Liverpool mate,do you think a gun scares me?"
( John Lennon )
"Nah,he's a bit of a twat is phillip,but he wouldn't murder us."
( Princess Diana )
"Fuck me,this skiing is a piece of piss."
(Michael Schumacher or Sonny Bono )
A late addition "AAAARGH I'VE BEEN SWILLED IN
THE FACE WITH ACID AND THEN I WAS GLASSED WITH
THE JAR IT WAS IN"
( Nappy Sniffer )
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