9th November Pfizer
and BioNTech announce
a vaccine that is 90 %
effective but has to be
stored at in an industrial
freezer.
16th November, Moderna
announces a vaccine that
is 95% effective that can
be stored in a fridge.
23th November : Trump
and Domestos announce
a vaccine that is 99%
effective and can be kept
under the sink.
My asian mate just
packed his job in as a
gardener at the local
recreation ground
because everyone kept
calling him an offensive
name.
I said no they were calling
you parky you thick cunt.
A new public health crisis
is on the horizon.
With everyone being
forced to wear masks
I think there will be an
uptake in the number
people who are gonna end
up schmooooookin.
English language is
very difficult to learn
due to its multitude of
idiosyncrasies.
In fact, it is so complex
experts reckon that
everyday, most users utter
a sentence which has
never been spoken.
I was so surprised by
this statement that you
could have fucked me
sideways with a peanut
butter, banana and white
chocolate spread toasted
sandwich!
Just saw a black guy
cycling off up the road on
a bike! I thought it was
mine but I realised he was
in the field picking Cotton.
When the ex used to call
me Blackadder, I thought it
was because I was always
the wittiest and smartest
in the room.
Turns out it's because I
always missed her bean.
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