Things were getting
steamy with the wife on
the sofa in front of the
TV just now and she said,
"Put something dirty and
Filthy while you fuck me.
I want to watch it go off
too."
So on went the football and
I told her to watch Sergio
Ramos.
On a recent trip to the
grim north of England,
Katie Price contacted the
players at two football
Clubs.
Rochdale because she
heard they were experts at
going down.
And Newcastle because
they always stayed up
longer than anyone
expected.
No wonder American kids
are on so many drugs.
They go to high school.
My daughter's not happy
with me even though I did
just what I thought she'd
fucking want and tried to
spend the day connecting
with her useless black
boyfriend Jamal!
She stormed, "HOW DARE
you try and bring him
along to your Civil War
reenactment, with you as
Stonewall Jackson and
him as your subservient
field slave!"
I saw on the news a
woman in Morocco gave
birth to 9 babies
welcome to the world
Muhammad Muhammad
Muhammad Muhammad
Muhammad Muhammad
Muhammad Muhammad
and ( correction it’s only 8 the
9th was a girl so it doesn’t
count )
Harry and Meghan call for
'vaccine giveaway' : Couple
writes an open letter to
CEOs of Pfizer, AZ, and
Moderna demanding they
share jab patents with
Poor countries.
Although, please hold off
until our share sale goes
through.
Melinda got the house but
Bill kept the windows.
I was shocked to hear
about the COVID virus on
Mount Everest. I thought
it had reached its
peak.
I was going to make
a joke about Bill and
Melinda Gates, but I
thought it might be to PC.
In India the dot system
is used to tell men from
women. It makes sense as they
can't easily do our better
system - beard or no
beard.
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