I strolled past a queue
of cars with my petrol
lawnmower to fill it up and
was accused of cutting in
line.
"The honeymoon’s
over': Van Jones breaks
down President Biden’s
mounting problems" .
There's an easy solution
to that, lie on his back and
let his wife straddle him
instead.
Elton John has
unfortunately split up with
his longtime partner and
husband David Furnish. In
a statement from Elton’s
spokesman it was said
that the reason being Mr
Furnish was having sex
behind Eltons back.
COP26. Where billionaires
arrive in Glasgow in
private jets and spend
2 weeks thinking up
imaginative ways of
getting people on
minimum wage to feel
guilty, pay more tax and
stop holidaying abroad, to
save the climate.
Cunts
My son showed me the
new woke "Superman"
where he's bisexual
kissing another bloke,
and "fighting for Social
Justice."
"Huh", I said, "Who would
have thought it's not
kryptonite that kills him,
but DC comics."
William Shatner : to oldly
go where no man has
gone before.
Due to all this political
correctness bollocks
The Ram Jam Band have
released a new version of
"Tanned Elizabeth"
I booked an escort last
night who was American
"What part of the USA are
you from?"
"Idaho"
"Yes I know that, but
which state were you born
in?"
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