'Chelsea player 'has no
idea' his girlfriend is
secrectly sleeping with
Arsenal footballer.
I guess all women secrectly
like to be taken up the
Arsenal.
A large woman was
shopping for shorts in our
local sports shop.
She came out of the
changing room and asked
me,"do these shorts
make my arse look fat?"
I replied,"No-it's the fat
that makes your arse look
fat."
Male pornstars are
basically professional
wankers.
"Sex and
menopause...what women
still want."
More of the former,less
of the latter
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