Has anybody ever tried to be modest with
cake and said,"Only a slither for me thanks"
and then got back to their table and not said
"Have you seen what that tight bastard gave
me?"
Philip Scholfield an alcoholic,and a
chainsmoker are in a car when they run over
a black cat
The cat belongs to a witch who is furious,she
spits a curse out.
"May you suffer never to enjoy that which you
love the most,or you end up like my cat,and
be dead also."
The men think she's a batty old woman and
pull into a pub.
The alcholic has one sip of whiskey and
falls down dead.
The other two leave the pub in shock,
suddenly a passing man drops a half smoked
cigarette on the ground.
Philip Schofield looks at the chainsmoker
and says "If you bend down to pick that up
we're both fucking dead mate."
If the members of the GO-GO's had their
vaginas sewn up,would that give new
meaning to the song title "Our Lips Are
Sealed?"
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