The Simpsons is coming
back for a 34th season
this year, but Fox has
implemented a new rule
for the show from this
season onwards.
Google "Simpsons Rule
34" for more information.
I'm out whaling with my
mates tonight...
However the correct
terminology is pull a FAT
BIRD.
People are so easily
offended these days.
That's why I only ever
make jokes at the expense
of white men, whose thick
skin and calm, rational
attitudes make them
impossible to upset.
Scientists have discovered
a food that reduces a
woman's sex drive by 91 %
It is called "wedding cake"
"Where's your PPE?"
"Fuck that mate covid
was over for me months
ago, and it's about time
others realised it too."
"Yeah ok... Is this your first
day as a beekeeper?".
A man in Barnsley has
piles and calls into his
local shop for treatment.
"Excuse me, do you have
any arse cream?"
"Aye lad. What does
tha' want? Magnum or
Cornetto?"
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