Breaking News :
Prince Harry critical of
early relationship with
Father.
Yes, because he wanted
a girl not a big girl's
blouse you balding ginger
whinging snowflake
tosspot.
Prince Harry has
compared growing up in
the Royal Family to living
in a zoo, which ironically
is where he met his wife.
Only Princess Harry
could go and make such
a specific statement like
that he never rode on the
back of his dads bike,
appealing for symphony
from the everyman, 25
minutes before they
release a picture of him
on the back of his dads
bike being chauffeured
around the family estate.
If he starts sobbing about
how he never got to shag
Emma Watson im going to
find him and I am going to
slap him.
David lcke has thrown
me out of the guild of
Conspiracy Theorists after
just 18 months.
They don't like it when
they come true, apparently.
Police have apologised for
mistakenly arresting a fan
after The Wolves v Man Utd
game for chanting monkey
noises at Rio Ferdinand
who was in the stands
commentating on the
match.
Turns out it was just
Marcus Rashford shouting
up to see if Rio fancied
joining him for a drink
afterwards.
I got asked what was the
most politically correct
thing I'd ever heard,
"Easy," I replied, "all
politicians are cunts."
How many Indians does
it take to change a light
blub?
2 million. 1 to change
the blub and 1,999,999 to
overrun the country dilute
it's heritage, traditions and
society, swamp the NHS
and the universities, and
fuck any chances of the
prosperous that life your
forefathers built for your
children.
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