Nice touch having Prince
Philip taken to the church
on the back of a Land
Rover. I wonder if they’ll
have Prince Andrew buried
in a 15 year old Escort?
"Human cells grown in monkey
embryos." Yes we all know
Meghan is pregnant.
A part-monkey, part-human
embryo created by scientists.
Dolly the spade.
( Feel free to add your own )
Modern looters are soft!
Back in the 70's you had
to be fucking hard to run
with a colour TV.
Paddy : "They say ignorance is bliss."
Murphy : "What's ignorance?"
Those lads who let their noses poke
out over their masks...
Just hope they don't wear
swimming togs the same way.
I once was arrested for punching
my wife at a casino!
The fat fucker was on a roll and
actually winning at the blackjack table,
and it was honestly reflexive when
she excitedly shouted out
"Hit Me!"
"Can I have a 60w bulb please?"
"Screw or Bayonet?"
"No, just the bulb thanks."
Multi millionaire ex
footballers turned TV
pundits complaining that
plans for a new European
Super League is about
financial greed and the
exploitation of fans.
Err, no fuckkin' shit boys,
where you cunts been
these past 30 years?
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