The new Bond
movie is to be
called: No Time To
Die.The orginal
title,Black Lives
Matter,would
have given away
the plot twist.
James Bond hits
upon hard times
and finds himself
facing a job
seeker interview.
"Well Mr Bond
we have two
positions we can
offer you.One is
giving lectures to
children on the
benefits of a
career in military
intelligence,and
the other is in
the fabric staining
department of a
Yarm mill." "Do
you expect me to
talk?" "No Mr
Bond,I expect
you to dye."
There was a
rumour the next
007 would be
Idris Elba,now
it's that could be
a black woman.
What a drag
My son is a man
trapped in a
woman's body...
He will be born in
February.
"Dad other kids
at school keep
saying I'm
racist." "Which
kids son?" "The
niggers."
I regret rubbing
ketchup in my
eyes.But that's
Heinz sight for
you.
In the news:
Sharp rise in
women caught
carrying knives.
Before you start
to panic I want to
ask one
question? Were
they all in the
kitchen?
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