This new President is less
MAGA and more SAGA.
At the US Presidential
Inauguration :
Good of Garth Brooks to
break away from his KFC
family bucket to show the
world he really knows how
to fuck up a song.
Boris is already licking Biden's boots.
And here I was thinking the Democrats were
against slavery.
My wife really hates it when I say "you're just
like your fucking mother."
To be honest she hates it when I say anything
during sex.
My new postwoman is Chinese.
Her names Mai Ling.
The missus said she wanted
treating for her birthday.
So I painted her with
Cuprinol.
This Muslim I was
working with on a tower
scaffolding lost his
footing and slipped. I
managed to grab his hand
as he was dangling 150
feet in the air.
"Please, Please," he
begged, "don't let me
drop!"
"Will you eat my bacon
sandwich if I pull you up?"
"Yes! Yes! of course I will"
he said.
So I let him go. I'm not
having a fucking Muslim
steal my breakfast.
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