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  1. 14th December 2005, 20:46 #1
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    Blah Nearly 20 inches

    When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying
    erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

    But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

    Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing,
    and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

    After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that,
    though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

    "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

    "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
    "Well," said the wife coldly, "you're going to lengthen his legs, aren't
    you?
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    Hahahaha, brilliant
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    oh boy. thats a bad one. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TL Rider
    When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying
    erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

    But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

    Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing,
    and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

    After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that,
    though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

    "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

    "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
    "Well," said the wife coldly, "you're going to lengthen his legs, aren't
    you?
    Somebody must have been recording my conversation...

    And I don't have a wife...








    And it's only 18inches....
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  5. 14th December 2005, 22:22 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    And it's only 18inches....
    Hahahahahaha, Only 18? Poor guy
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    Damn Sniper this guy Weasle must be a Biff-ite. Even posts just like him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Damn Sniper this guy Weasle must be a Biff-ite. Even posts just like him.
    That's MR Weasel to you!

    And I'm no Biff-ite... he's a Weasel-ite, like Garry Glitters gang before his hair fell out and he started playing with boys :eyepoke:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    That's MR Weasel to you!

    And I'm no Biff-ite... he's a Weasel-ite, like Garry Glitters gang before his hair fell out and he started playing with boys :eyepoke:
    Mr Waylander sir, I would definetly agree on him being a Biff-ite. I just wonder if he has express permission from the Godfather Biff.......
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  9. 15th December 2005, 08:03 #9
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    You guys think its a joke do you have any idea what a problem it is to have such a big member
    Second is the fastest loser

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    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51
    You guys think its a joke do you have any idea what a problem it is to have such a big member
    Cold toilet water in winter, having to unwrap it just to go for a pee when out riding, scaring most the girls away and those damn nasty head rushes when coming down from an erection.

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    Yeah but everytime i get a stiffy I have to buy new underwear so i just hang loose save money!
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    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51
    Yeah but everytime i get a stiffy I have to buy new underwear so i just hang loose save money!
    Shit, everytime I hang loose I trip over all the time and just get it really dirty. Besides, walking on gravel farking hurts! I have to be careful what leg I strap it too as well, everytime a hot girl goes past I kick her in the jaw.
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    It is a serious problem, and one that should be addressed. However, dont worry Sniper and Enigma, there is help at hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    ...And it's only 18inches....
    At 18 inches? That'd be funny - there'd be more of you in your cock than anywhere else!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Shit, everytime I hang loose I trip over all the time and just get it really dirty. Besides, walking on gravel farking hurts! I have to be careful what leg I strap it too as well, everytime a hot girl goes past I kick her in the jaw.
    EXCELLENT

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