Bald is good

[kerryg]

It pleases me more than can I express that it is OK to be bald these days, cripes, people WITH hair shave it off. Rock on Vin Diesel......

Got me thinking about the advantages of not having hair. Here's a few I thought of:

Less time spent grooming (= more time for actual interesting stuff)
No expenditure on haircuts
No expenditure on shampoos, gels, waxes etc
Saves water and electricity
No dandruff
No helmet hair
Don't have to worry about going grey
Cool in summer
No cooties


I know I can think of more...


Hell, why would ya want hair?

[Lucyloo]

Bald is also incredibly sexy......on a man!

[vifferman]

Nah, it suXors.
I'd like to have helmet hair. People who complain about their hair being messy or needing a cut get no sympathy from me, at all at all. Nope. Uh-uh.
Oh and here's another thing: my helmet padding leaves lines on my head, which look weird. But not as bad as my last helmet, which had two brow vents. The holes in the padding for these left me with two ovals on my forehead, which started off white, then went pink. Kinda like two extraneous headlights....

[WRT]

And there really is nothing quite like a bald pussy . . .

[Eurodave]

How do you know youre getting old?








Cause it takes longer & longer to wash you face in the morning!!

[Colapop]

And there really is nothing quite like a bald pussy . . .

Ermm... yeah that's what I thought too!

[Grahameeboy]

Bald is also incredibly sexy......on a man!

I am single.....and have a razor!!!!

[Damon]

My old man had a sticker on the back of his car

"the more hair i loose the more head i get"

[James Deuce]

Nice to see Glenfield's still a White Trash neighbourhood Damon.

(I grew up in Glenfield)

[Grahameeboy]

Nice to see Glenfield's still a White Trash neighbourhood Damon.

(I grew up in Glenfield)

So where/when did you grOw up though Jimbob

[kerryg]

My old man had a sticker on the back of his car

"the more hair i loose the more head i get"

HAH! That's priceless!

[kerryg]

Bald is also incredibly sexy......on a man!

There was this gorgeous bald black woman on Star Trek called (I think) Lieutenant Sulu......

I'm not a trekkie, honest

[madboy]

hmmm... bald pussy...

I find a bald head also assists in quick and easy application of sunscreen.

[Colapop]

There was this gorgeous bald black woman on Star Trek called (I think) Lieutenant Sulu......

I'm not a trekkie, honest

You just like bald women? (nws)

[kerryg]

People who complain about their hair being messy or needing a cut get no sympathy from me, at all at all. Nope. Uh-uh.

I feel your anger .....and share your pain.

However. Some more good things about being bald:

People sitting behind you in cinemas are grateful for the unimpeded view.

You can get a tattoo on your head and people can SEE it.

People treat you with respect 'cos they think you might be a skinhead (although this can also work against you in some situations).

It makes your ears look bigger (admittedly a good thing only if you have small ears).

Strippers single out bald guys for special treatment (usually involved boobs and/or buttocks placed on said bald head). This is true.



I'm sure more will come to me..............