Bald is good

**kerryg** · 15th December 2005, 14:19

Originally Posted by Jim2

I've thought about this concept for a while now, and I'd much rather have a nice thick, wavy, head of grey hair, than the hideous, shiny, pink beacon of genetic inferiority that is the front and top of my head.

Yes, ditto. It would be nice to have the choice Jim. I'll take hair of any colour, thickness and/or waviness....not fussy, me. Even thought of getting it transplanted from further down south (curly and grey but abundant...or is that too much information..?). Anyways...I digress.

I do know one guy who is bald who has got the most unfortunately shaped head. Sort of pointy and he has a friar-like fringe of hair all roundthat stops just above his ears. So really I am blessed.

**Colapop** · 15th December 2005, 14:20

It'd be like fucking a bucket of hot soapy water

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**WRT** · 15th December 2005, 14:21

LOL - you liked that?

Ah, the joys of mental imagery . . .

**ManDownUnder** · 15th December 2005, 14:22

Originally Posted by Colapop

You just like bald women? (nws)

not until just now...

**kerryg** · 15th December 2005, 14:24

Originally Posted by WRT

Ok, the boobs thing I can understand. As for the what your saying here tho - are you calling all bald men dick heads? Thats sure what it sounds like.

And besides, how can that be a turn on? If the lady in question is capable of lowering herself down over your head and neck, then shes not going to be what you could call "tight".

It'd be like fucking a bucket of hot soapy water.

Mate I wouldn't touch one with a barge pole with a janola bottle on the end really. As for inserting my head...well, I druther not.

Although I do recall a place in Thailand where she inserted my spectacles and gave them back to me all sticky and steamed up.

They were not on my head at the time..before you ask

**Colapop** · 15th December 2005, 14:24

I was bornded once an' I aint going back!

**kerryg** · 15th December 2005, 14:31

Originally Posted by Colapop

I was bornded once an' I aint going back!

I thought that was the idea. I've been trying to go back to the womb (with only limited and infrequent success) for a loooong time now...but only a small part of.... (well, not that small) ...me will fit

**WRT** · 15th December 2005, 14:32

Originally Posted by Colapop

I was bornded once an' I aint going back!

Wasnt there a joke about that? Guys tend to spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in . . .

**Lou Girardin** · 15th December 2005, 15:08

If bald is so great, why are there so many baldness 'cures'.

**vifferman** · 15th December 2005, 15:18

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

If bald is so great, why are there so many baldness 'cures'.

Yeah, right!
You have to take them every day, forever! If you stop, the 'cure' stops.
But of course they're cheap.
Not!

The worst thing has to be those guys who comb their hair over their head, so when they look in the mirror it looks sorta like they've got hair. To them. But not to anyone else.
And I feel like saying to one of these guys when I see him (like the two guys at work): "Hey! You're fookin' bald, you eejit!" At least one of them has finally got his hair cut (yesterday). His ruse must've fooled more than just him, because some people were shocked (!) at his new look.
And I love the ones with the hair that is carefully coiffed (yeah, I know that's not a word) back and forth over their head, and they go out in the breeze, and it's a-flappin' and a-swayin' like a sail that's come adrift, and they're trying to catch it and put it back in place before anyone realises that (Shock!! Horror!!) they're not really hirsute at all....

Sad, so sad...
Almost as sad as knowing two of my three sons are destined for baldness.
#2 has hair about 50cm long... Bastid. He's either a genetic throwback, or someone elses.

**kerryg** · 15th December 2005, 15:21

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

If bald is so great, why are there so many baldness 'cures'.

There aren't any cures. We without hair know it is so, and would never be so foolish as to buy any such products. On the other there is another category I shall call the "bald-ing" (as distinct from the "bald"). The former category will clutch at any straw, their desperation is truly pathetic. We pity them.

**kerryg** · 15th December 2005, 15:23

Originally Posted by vifferman

Yeah, right!
You have to take them every day, forever! If you stop, the 'cure' stops.
But of course they're cheap.
Not!

And they won't grow hair on a billiard ball

**vifferman** · 15th December 2005, 15:26

Originally Posted by kerryg

And they won't grow hair on a billiard ball

Didja try?
"Get ya hairy balls here! Get ya hairy balls here! Perfect for quiet, muffled billiards! Get ya.. Oh.. wait... they're not hairy at all. As you were...."

**Goblin** · 15th December 2005, 15:32

Originally Posted by vifferman

Nah, it suXors.
I'd like to have helmet hair. People who complain about their hair being messy or needing a cut get no sympathy from me, at all at all. Nope. Uh-uh.
Oh and here's another thing: my helmet padding leaves lines on my head, which look weird. But not as bad as my last helmet, which had two brow vents. The holes in the padding for these left me with two ovals on my forehead, which started off white, then went pink. Kinda like two extraneous headlights....

Classic!

Frizzy helmet hair here! Specially when its humid. Stuff pantene, silky smooth, wont happen overnight bullshit!! Bring on the frizz factor!

**kerryg** · 15th December 2005, 15:33

Originally Posted by vifferman

Didja try?
"Get ya hairy balls here! Get ya hairy balls here! Perfect for quiet, muffled billiards! Get ya.. Oh.. wait... they're not hairy at all. As you were...."

I was speaking metaphorically...or similely (I think I just invented a word!)...or figuratively .......

Don't be so literal-minded.