Bald is good

[vifferman]

Classic!

Frizzy helmet hair here! Specially when its humid. Stuff pantene, silky smooth, wont happen overnight bullshit!! Bring on the frizz factor!

You could try a product (hair spray) called Shatter - "Sexy Short Hair".
It was available at Rodney Wayne salons, till they found out if was promoted by the guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", and decided it "wasn't in keeping with the image they were trying to promote". My wife tracked some down, and it's quite good.

[vifferman]

I was speaking metaphorically...or similely (I think I just invented a word!)...or figuratively .......

Don't be so literal-minded.

Meh.
Don't take me so seriously. I'm having a creative brainfart right now - don't spoil the flow. I've got correspondence over the Interdweeb going on two forums and email, simiantaneously. If I can get another couple of monkeys cranked up on their keyboards, I'm sure I can win a new tea set or summat.

[Lucyloo]

I am single.....and have a razor!!!!

Shave it off and come and see me!!!!

[Goblin]

You could try a product (hair spray) called Shatter - "Sexy Short Hair".
It was available at Rodney Wayne salons, till they found out if was promoted by the guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", and decided it "wasn't in keeping with the image they were trying to promote". My wife tracked some down, and it's quite good.

Nah bugga that, imagine the sticky mess it would leave in my helmet? I'll leave mine El Natural...and bald guys should do the same. I never uderstood the comb-over though.

[kerryg]

[QUOTE=vifferman]
The worst thing has to be those guys who comb their hair over their head, so when they look in the mirror it looks sorta like they've got hair. To them. But not to anyone else.
QUOTE]

The "Koro Wetere".

I feel superior when I see a KW. Being bald is like being gay. Shaving your head is like coming out. I'm bald...and I'm proud. None of this acting all masculine when you're actually a big poofter. Just be a poofter and be PROUD.


Wait a minute...I might be digging a hole for myself here

[kerryg]

Meh.
Don't take me so seriously. I'm having a creative brainfart right now - don't spoil the flow. I've got correspondence over the Interdweeb going on two forums and email, simiantaneously. If I can get another couple of monkeys cranked up on their keyboards, I'm sure I can win a new tea set or summat.

Or write Hamlet.

So who said men can't multi-task, eh?

[vifferman]

Nah bugga that, imagine the sticky mess it would leave in my helmet? I'll leave mine El Natural...and bald guys should do the same. I never uderstood the comb-over though.

It's not spoof, y'know. Just hair stuff.


Wait... for all I know it could be spoof.
But my wife uses it (spoof / hairspray / superglue / varnish) and it stops her hair getting all sad and flat from a couple of hours in a helmet. She takes her helmet off and KASPROING!! her hair's instantly as perfect as before, and she looks fabulous and beautiful and gorgeous again. Still. As usual.

[inlinefour]

It pleases me more than can I express that it is OK to be bald these days, cripes, people WITH hair shave it off. Rock on Vin Diesel......

Got me thinking about the advantages of not having hair. Here's a few I thought of:

Less time spent grooming (= more time for actual interesting stuff)
No expenditure on haircuts
No expenditure on shampoos, gels, waxes etc
Saves water and electricity
No dandruff
No helmet hair
Don't have to worry about going grey
Cool in summer
No cooties


I know I can think of more...


Hell, why would ya want hair?

A survey that was done from one of the major hair prodect companies asked women which they would prefer. A man that was bald or a man with a mullet. 57% said the bald man and there was about 15% who did not know. Also the body requies alot of hormones to grow hair and there is only so much our bodies can produce. Why waste it on growing hair???

[vifferman]

Right.
Haircut tonight. I'm sure I can find one or two strands to cut. Mebbe I can get one of my monkeys to help.

[robnz]

bald and proud of it. used to be the classic westy with long hair but nolonger. no problems with hair getting caught, or mates trying to use your hair as towel.

[Goblin]

It's not spoof, y'know. Just hair stuff.


Wait... for all I know it could be spoof.
But my wife uses it (spoof / hairspray / superglue / varnish) and it stops her hair getting all sad and flat from a couple of hours in a helmet. She takes her helmet off and KASPROING!! her hair's instantly as perfect as before, and she looks fabulous and beautiful and gorgeous again. Still. As usual.

Yeah thats what worries me...there's "Something About Mary"-ish about hair products....puts me off. Ya dont know wtf they put in those little pots.

Aww you looking to grease her up tonight eh?

[vifferman]

Aww you looking to grease her up tonight eh?

Nah, I might use olive oil instead of bacon grease for a change.

[kerryg]

KASPROING!! her hair's instantly as perfect as before, and she looks fabulous and beautiful and gorgeous again. Still. As usual.

Pffffffttttt......I can interpret this 3 ways (not having nmet your wife)


1. She's fabulous and gorgeous and beautiful (least likely given that you're a baldie...)

or

2. She's reading what you write, peering over your shoulder suspiciously while brandishing hot liquids or sharp implements

and/or


3. the month has an "r" in it and sex is a prospect

[Goblin]

Pffffffttttt......I can interpret this 3 ways (not having nmet your wife)


1. She's fabulous and gorgeous and beautiful (least likely given that you're a baldie...)

or

2. She's reading what you write, peering over your shoulder suspiciously while brandishing hot liquids or sharp implements

and/or


3. the month has an "r" in it and sex is a prospect

Or ALL of the above

[vifferman]

Pffffffttttt......I can interpret this 3 ways (not having nmet your wife)
1. She's fabulous and gorgeous and beautiful (least likely given that you're a baldie...)
or
2. She's reading what you write, peering over your shoulder suspiciously while brandishing hot liquids or sharp implements
and/or
3. the month has an "r" in it and sex is a prospect

Golly! (Crikey!!) Wrong on all three counts.
1. I think she's gorgeous, and that's all that matters.

2. She's prolly on the bus, while I'm at work (about to leave).

3. Sex is almost always a prospect in the Norty Forties. "Stop! I can't take any more! Not tonight Vifferbabe darling - I have to go to work sometime this month!"