Bald is good

**Swoop** · 15th December 2005, 16:19

Originally Posted by kerryg

There was this gorgeous bald black woman on Star Trek called (I think) Lieutenant Sulu......

I'm not a trekkie, honest

Not a trekkie either, but going from memory...
Lieutenant Uhura was a very attractive woman...
MR SULU was the asian driver (oh fuck) of the Enterprise...
Full speed ahead Mr Sulu!

**oldrider** · 15th December 2005, 16:41

Male haircut $10:00/$15:00 bucks. (plus trip to town)
Warehouse bargain clippers $10:00 bucks.
One close clipped haircut and the next one is free.
And so on and so on $$$$$$ savings.
Yes the Warehouse causes baldness.
Sunburn? sure just wear a hat.
Meanwhile she's saving money.
Who am I to argue such logic? :spudwhat: Cheers Bald John.

**SPman** · 15th December 2005, 16:57

Whats that saying...
If you're bald at the front of your head - you're a good thinker...
If you're bald at the back of your head - you're a good lover...
If you're bald front and back of your head - you think you're a good lover.......

**kerryg** · 16th December 2005, 08:29

Originally Posted by vifferman

Golly! (Crikey!!)
3. Sex is almost always a prospect in the Norty Forties. "Stop! I can't take any more! Not tonight Vifferbabe darling - I have to go to work sometime this month!"

Yeah right

or you're lucky lucky...didn't she also ENCOURAGE you to buy expensive and unnecessary baubles for the blue machine..?? What a woman.....

Are you sure she's not just your imaginary Vifferbabe?

**Grahameeboy** · 16th December 2005, 08:34

Originally Posted by Lucyloo

Shave it off and come and see me!!!!

And there was I thinking that you would help me!!!

**Pixie** · 16th December 2005, 09:45

The only bad thing about having no hair,is the electrode burns show.

It could be worse though,one could be a GING

**Pixie** · 16th December 2005, 09:50

Originally Posted by Goblin

Nah bugga that, imagine the sticky mess it would leave in my helmet? I'll leave mine El Natural...and bald guys should do the same. I never uderstood the comb-over though.

The comb-over is so discrete,I'm amazed it's existence is known outside of the secret society that initiates it's wearers

**kerryg** · 16th December 2005, 09:51

Originally Posted by Pixie

The only bad thing about having no hair,is the electrode burns show.

It could be worse though,one could be a GING

No I can go one better. I am a ging..and bald

**James Deuce** · 16th December 2005, 09:54

AHHHHHH GINGA!

GET IT!!

Where's my pitchfork - someone else bring a couple of torches! We're going on a ginga hunt.

**kerryg** · 16th December 2005, 10:01

Originally Posted by Jim2

AHHHHHH GINGA!

GET IT!!

Where's my pitchfork - someone else bring a couple of torches! We're going on a ginga hunt.

Not another -ism...... pleeeeease

**Pixie** · 16th December 2005, 10:01

Originally Posted by kerryg

There was this gorgeous bald black woman on Star Trek called (I think) Lieutenant Sulu......

I'm not a trekkie, honest

Early onset dementia,I'm affraid.You're getting your TV and movies mixed up.
The black woman was in the original series,and had BIG hair.
The Baldy was in one of the movies, and was played by former Miss India Persis Khambatta

**James Deuce** · 16th December 2005, 10:03

Yay V'Ger!

**Big Dave** · 16th December 2005, 13:20

Originally Posted by Jim2

AHHHHHH GINGA!

GET IT!!

Where's my pitchfork - someone else bring a couple of torches! We're going on a ginga hunt.

...............!

**CPB** · 16th December 2005, 14:07

Originally Posted by kerryg

It pleases me more than can I express that it is OK to be bald these days, cripes, people WITH hair shave it off. Rock on Vin Diesel......

Got me thinking about the advantages of not having hair. Here's a few I thought of:

Also makes it easier to attach horns..ahem...to your bald head that is...for those special occasions...