Holden freakshow...small penis or insanity?

**CPB** · 16th December 2005, 09:29

Travelling down to Turangi the other day and bugger me if there weren't road works for Africa...we get to one of the aforementioned road work areas and come in behind a Holden...we take it easy as there's gravel and shit all over the place. Holden is cruising along nicely then decides to slow down a bit, nothing too unusual about that...but then decides to nail it, "lighting up" (as much as you can light up on shingle - you know what I mean), snaking it up and showering us in shit (a huge arc of stones and shingle...I could have been 30m back and stil would have copped it) - no we weren't travelling up his arse, and didn't give any reason for the bizarre behaviour...we decided to hang back a bit and let the dickhead get through the road works (which seemed to go forever)...but the Holden boy hadn't finished his fun, and had parked up...I was a bit suss as we're still on the shingle, and bugger me if he didn't wait for us to get within striking distance and do the same shit again!! Once we got onto the tarmac again, the guy decides he doesn't want to be passed..we did, but his driving was seriuously fucked up...I'm thinking this goes beyond the small penis syndrome and into more sinister realms of the mind of a true freakshow...originally hailing from down south I'm wondering if this sort of shit is typical for the North Island...and should I expect to see more of it over the holiday season??

**judgeshock** · 16th December 2005, 09:31

Yeah that sucks alright, just wondering why this is in the new member forum

**Postie** · 16th December 2005, 09:36

did you get a rego? you should report the dickhead, or at least find his address and go slash his wheels, see how many stones hey can chuck with no tyres then leave a not with a gun and tell him to take himself out of the gene pool

**CPB** · 16th December 2005, 09:56

Originally Posted by judgeshock

Yeah that sucks alright, just wondering why this is in the new member forum

I might have new member syndrome??

Sorry guys I'll chuck my next rant in the rant thread

**sAsLEX** · 16th December 2005, 09:59

Originally Posted by Postie

did you get a rego? you should report the dickhead, or at least find his address and go slash his wheels, see how many stones hey can chuck with no tyres then leave a not with a gun and tell him to take himself out of the gene pool

No pass those details on to your insurance company along with photos etc of all the damage he done, they can be pretty ruthless getting their money back!

**Marmoot** · 16th December 2005, 10:10

Originally Posted by CPB

...originally hailing from down south I'm wondering if this sort of shit is typical for the North Island...and should I expect to see more of it over the holiday season??

nah. Just for Holden owners.

The boyracers in Auckland don't really do that thing.

**CPB** · 16th December 2005, 10:24

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

No pass those details on to your insurance company along with photos etc of all the damage he done, they can be pretty ruthless getting their money back!

Two day old helmet, spewing!!!

**sAsLEX** · 16th December 2005, 10:34

Originally Posted by CPB

Two day old helmet, spewing!!!

SO it did get damaged? and you are spewing as you didn't get the rego!? A new helmet is a few hundered dollars and a high speed impact from a solid projetile such as a rock could be considered enough to warrent getting a new one if your excess aint to high.

**CPB** · 16th December 2005, 10:35

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

No pass those details on to your insurance company along with photos etc of all the damage he done, they can be pretty ruthless getting their money back!

oh yeah, this is the same insurance company that took about nine months to sort a claim out...they're awwwwwsm. Worth a crack though...and I have to fess up and have to be honest, I was just stoked to get out of this in one piece...and may have inadvertantly misplaced the rego whilst calming my nerves at our destination

:slap:

**CPB** · 16th December 2005, 10:40

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

SO it did get damaged? and you are spewing as you didn't get the rego!? A new helmet is a few hundered dollars and a high speed impact from a solid projetile such as a rock could be considered enough to warrent getting a new one if your excess aint to high.

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I've got a huge excess...to make the annual fee a bit lighter...yeah I'm learning that lesson...no claim boy from way back...need to find a happy medium...