There is something very "not right" about that . . .Originally Posted by Colapop
There is something very "not right" about that . . .Originally Posted by Colapop
Originally Posted by madboy
Nope. You can't count that. BECAUSE if you had hair you wouldn't need sunscreen. Ta-da!
Kerry
I fail to see the enjoyment of having ones head used as loo paper . . . but whatever turns your crank. (or wipes your crack, for that matter . . . )Originally Posted by kerryg
nah - You just think that you can blame the holes for the horns that you shave off! I hereby OUT you as HELLBOY!!!!Originally Posted by vifferman
As for Bald Women -
http://www.buschbom.de/jan/bilder/skin4.jpg
I got a snog off her in Southampton... She's a very good kisser... and surprisingly a lot sexier without the hair
Yokai - bendamindaday
Originally Posted by WRT
No no no you fail to understand. Think of your head as a big, smooth, firm, spherical object attached to the top of a long shaft (i.e. your neck)...and then think of a finely toned butt lowering down over it.....or a pair of fine boobs caressing it.....see where I'm going to....or coming from? or...whichever....
Kerry
Go LucylooOriginally Posted by Lucyloo
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Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
I know two guys, both of whom were not going bald, who shaved their heads before it was fashionable. One was a bartender in Perth, the other a physio in D'Auckland. Both said they found a lot of women were fascinated by their shaved heads, attracted to them, and wanted to feel their heads. Mind you, it helped that (unlike me) both of them were incredibly outgoing, good-looking, etc.
I've wanted to shave my head, but my wife doesn't want me too, nor my face. And before you ask, yes, it tickles.
Or so she says.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
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I have a bigass sign on my wall that says "God made all heads bald, the ugly ones he covered with hair".
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Originally Posted by vifferman
I have a mental image......get behind me, Satan...
Kerry
Originally Posted by Lias
That's funny.
My head, I fear, is the exception that proves the rule
Kerry
I don't shave my head but I do buzz cut my hair without the comb attachment. I figure the tides going out (receding) anyway so there's no point to trying to say there was something there.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Originally Posted by Colapop
Yeah, me too.
Do you find, that like some people with amputated limbs who can still feel their fingers or toes (although they're no longer there) that you've got phantom hair? You know, running the tips of your fingers over your scalp as though running them through your flowing locks? How sad is that...
Kerry
I've thought about this concept for a while now, and I'd much rather have a nice thick, wavy, head of grey hair, than the hideous, shiny, pink beacon of genetic inferiority that is the front and top of my head.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Hmmmm .... nope, haven't done that before. The way I see it - it's going to fall out anyway, I may as well save myself the efffort of combing and cleaning it (the hair). And I go to the gym a lot (I'm a sweaty one) so hair just traps sweat - yukOriginally Posted by kerryg
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They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Ok, the boobs thing I can understand. As for the what your saying here tho - are you calling all bald men dick heads? Thats sure what it sounds like.Originally Posted by kerryg
And besides, how can that be a turn on? If the lady in question is capable of lowering herself down over your head and neck, then shes not going to be what you could call "tight".
It'd be like fucking a bucket of hot soapy water.
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