Thanks to Skelstar for reminding me that my 1000th post was up and suggesting an appropriate rant was in order. Well, I guess now it's time to set a few things straight.
Lanesplitting/filtering rocks. I've split at 250+ and I'm still alive. It's the only way to ride. There's nothing unsafe or illegal about it. And f*** any Highway Patrol that tries to say otherwise. So long as everyone else obeys the road rules, it's perfectly safe for me not to.
The Speed Limit does not apply to me. It's there as a guideline only to those softcocks out there that can't ride, and is the benchmark for revenue gatherers to start their pursuits at. 100km/h is for pussies. 200k is for the police. Lucky my bike is faster.
Velcro. Works a treat at holding your numberplate on. $2.49 from the Warehouse.
Suction cups and duct tape. Holds the scanner to the tank. $3.49 from the Warehouse.
Earpiece. From scanner to ear. $19.95 from Dick Smith.
And to the softcock goody goody two shoes mofos on this site. I will drink a beer then ride my bike. I have ridden it in shorts and a t-shirt. I speed. I SPEED. I REALLY F***IN SPEED. I have pulled a wheelie. I have pulled a stoppie. I have waived to the pigs as I cruised up beside them then f***ed off. I have quadrupled the speed limit. I do know what the top speed of my bike is. I don't care how fast a GN250 lanesplits - cos I do it faster. If you're going to f*** off from this site, f*** off then. So your wife hasn't put out in two months? Doesn't mean I need a ticket for 112k. I overtake people. Yes I do. Bikes too. And sometimes on the left - yes, really. I tailgate. I sit in people's blind spots. I kick doors/guards. I hit wing mirrors. I do cut up cages over the Takas. I am the guy your mother bitches about. I ride a Kawasaki. It's better than all those gheys on Hondas and Yamahas, and as for those ghey cheapskates, you own Suzuki's cos you can't afford a real bike. And those "people" with non-sportsbikes, you've surrendered your man cards. Buy a ZX-10R to get it back. In black. Black is the only colour for a bike.
WINJA is the man. Cibby has a great rack. WT rides like a girl. Velox must be hiding testicles, and cubic inches.
And as a final comment, I'd like to say that ASS is just as acceptable and recognised as ARSE.
If there is anybody left I haven't offended, please let me know, I'll be glad to offend you too.
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Originally Posted by Jim2
.........YEAH RIGHT!
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