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    damn superfly.

    Ok, sitting here on the puta, fly lands on top of the LCD. So I grab the fly spray (raid blue tin 1/54g/kg tetramethrin, 0.34g/kg d-phenothrin) and nuke it.

    5 mins later.

    Fly still sitting on top of monitor walking about a bit.

    Nuke it with a different brand (mortein 2.09g/kg bioallehrin/0.39g/kg bioresmethrin)

    5 mins later

    Fly still there.

    Staggering about a bit, nut still looking fine.

    Used to be you nuke em and they die straight away. Either the PC brigade have watered down the weapons of mass distruction - or this is one tuff mother of a fly.

    Anyone good any good brands of checmical nerve agent I can spray the machine with ?

    Second question. I assume that when it says "skin and cancer foundation - clinically tested" it means that this can dont cause skin cancer. But what happened to all the tins that failed the test ?
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    Why don't you just squish it man?

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    I have an electric fly swatter if you want
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    Use gas and a match
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    catch them with your hand or smack them n mid-air with your hand or what ever is handy thats if your realy bored thoe

    tolite spray works btw...

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    Grab it, pull its wings off ....then it wouldnt be a fly........it'd be a walk!!!!
    ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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    You mean pull its wings off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave
    You mean pull its wings off?

    Yes, it would be very mean!! then how would it buzzzzz.....?
    ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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    Quote Originally Posted by TraD_MaN
    that's if you're really bored thoeugh

    tolite spray works btw...
    It's been a long week. I think you'll find tolite spray is not much use for anything.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    wouldn't you wreak your LCD by spraying chemicals (fly spray) on it?
    Well what would you do? Run through the streets stark naked at 350 miles per hour with bells on your toes?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    It's been a long week. I think you'll find tolite spray is not much use for anything.

    mannn you are not going to leave me alone on the spelling aye

    kids stay in school

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    Quote Originally Posted by TraD_MaN
    mannn you are not going to leave me alone on the spelling aye

    kids stay in school
    search for iespell on www.download.com, it comes in handy
    Well what would you do? Run through the streets stark naked at 350 miles per hour with bells on your toes?


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    BV2 surface insecticide. This stuff kills cockroaches on contact, its pretty potent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flash
    wouldn't you wreak your LCD by spraying chemicals (fly spray) on it?

    Quote Originally Posted by flash
    search for iespell on www.download.com, it comes in handy
    Obviously it doesn't for you................... its wreck.
    Last edited by Sniper; 15th December 2005 at 20:38.
    To every man upon this earth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Obviously it doesn't for you................... its wreck
    i never bother if I'm just doing a quick post. you usually don't expect troller to look though your old posts to find mistakes
    Well what would you do? Run through the streets stark naked at 350 miles per hour with bells on your toes?


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