god i hate Xmas

**SARGE** · 15th December 2005, 20:57

fuckin assholes all about " merry Xmas" " Happy Holidays" "spend your money here" donate to the underpriveliged fucktards who dont have the balls to get a fuckin job or education or stop smoking crack.." " god bless " blah lah blah blah fuckin blah

fuck all that touchy feely bullshit..this fucking planet dont deserve happy or merry anything..this planet deserves screaming hot napalm death..

i wish december would burn off the fuckin calanders forever..

next person who sugars up to me and wishes me happy holidays is gona catch a size 13EEE combat boot in the grille and i will giggle like a madman as i stuff his santa hat up his ass and stomp a cigar out in his eye while i give him a candy cane catheter

this is NOT a pisstake. i dont want shit under the tree.. i dont want cards or emails wishing me " the best for this holiday season" and i dont want fuckin blinky lights around my house.. i might go take a set of wirecutters to my neighbors Las Vagas Xmas display that he has turned his house into ... that shit keeps me awake at night.

i really hate xmas. red bling me all you want .. i dont give a fuck. Management at work has decided that i need to be walking around with a rag in my hand pretending to give a shit instead of seling bikes on KB ( which i sell 70% of my bikes on but hey.. if the fuckers are gonna be sitting there instead of riding around under new owners.. thy need to be kept dust free..)

fuck it. i hate Xmas.. i hate organized religion.. i hate holiday shopping and Jebus/ Allah/ the great Pumpkin can suck my cock.

yes im sober

**froggyfrenchman** · 15th December 2005, 21:02

Green rep awarded!

**Karma** · 15th December 2005, 21:05

happy holidays sarge!!!

**crashe** · 15th December 2005, 21:05

Well I am so damned glad that I didnt wish you a Merry Xmas today when I saw you.

Not too keen to wear those boots.

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**WINJA** · 15th December 2005, 21:06

mERRY CHRISTMAS SARGE , HOPE YOU GET LOTSA PRESENTS AND HUGS , HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR , SEE YOU AT CHURCH ON SUNDAY

**SixPackBack** · 15th December 2005, 21:08

Seconded SARGE....I hate friggin religion, tis a total wank

**SlashWylde** · 15th December 2005, 21:11

Sorry you feel that way man.

I guess for me I hate the comercialisation of Xmas too and I'm not a Christian either (I'm a Metaller! Hah!) but for me the Summer Solstice as I prefer to call it is about the end of the year and the start of summer, kicking back with a brew, a glass of Jack and my fav guitar and just enjoying good times with my close friends and/or family.

Forget about the TV, forget about all the buying of crap no one needs, just spend real quality time in the sun with the ones you really love. That's what it's really about.

**froggyfrenchman** · 15th December 2005, 21:11

oh shit. this isnt the new scottish thread is it?

**inlinefour** · 15th December 2005, 21:11

Sounds like you need a holiday and although you make a few valid points, I disagree. Its the time of year that people get stressed out, spend too much and I get payed way more than any other time of the year. Hope to see ya at Wangavegus. Will buy ya a beer.

**HDTboy** · 15th December 2005, 21:11

I hear ya you old grumpy bastard, the best thing about christmas is getting everyone together and getting on the piss.

I hate the commercial side of it. Fucking starts earlier every year,
soon shops will be doing their Christmas advertising in February

**SARGE** · 15th December 2005, 21:11

Originally Posted by WINJA

mERRY CHRISTMAS SARGE , HOPE YOU GET LOTSA PRESENTS AND HUGS , HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR , SEE YOU AT CHURCH ON SUNDAY

fix your capslock douchbag

i probably wont see you at church sunday..i'll be standing outside with a molitov cocktail

the religious/ commercial side of it has nothing to do with it .. its the fake-assed people you meet that wouldnt give you the time of day the other 364 days of the year. its the gawdy shit you see everywhere. my neighbors house looks like Liberache's' wet dream..fuckin radio stations play Snoopy's Xmas and shit diabetic candyassed feelgood crap and stop playing Led Zepplin.

im Pagan too by the way ( Asatru') and its Winter Solctice where i come from.. but thats neither here nor there ..

i work my nutsack off (3 jobs) so i dont have time or paitence for any kind of social life, or friends or getting on the piss with anyone but myself so this saccarin "getting together with loved ones" thing is bulshit too