god i hate Xmas

[Karma]

So what you're saying is the best thing about Christmas is Vince Martin?

No!! It's the Nazi Sympathiser 'Sir' Cliff Richard.

[Test Pilot]

the commerical side is draining, but xmas is great HOLIDAYS HOLIDAYS HOLIDAYS thank fuck@#n god. the thing i do hate about xmas though is all the bloody cops on the roads AHHHHHHHH.

[Dadpole]

My favourite Xmas quote:

"I'm not going to let the birth of the Son of God spoil my Christmas"

Eddie Hitler - Bottom

[kerryg]

BTW sarge,i might tell Mark that your presence on here has done wonders for their profile.

I endorse that completely. I have no idea how many bikes etc Sarge has sold as a result of his funny, clever contributions on this forum, but I'd be most surprised if it's not many. Regardless, he has given Colemans visibility (in a highly positive way) among KBers that must be the envy of the other Auckland bikeshops. More power to you Sarge! Perhaps whoever is yanking your chain is not aware of the power of good PR

[Colapop]

I endorse that completely. I have no idea how many bikes etc Sarge has sold as a result of his funny, clever contributions on this forum, but I'd be most surprised if it's not many. Regardless, he has given Colemans visibility (in a highly positive way) among KBers that must be the envy of the other Auckland bikeshops. More power to you Sarge! Perhaps whoever is yanking your chain is not aware of the power of good PR

.

Thank f*ck someone decided to hijack this thread! It's not going to turn into a Sarge is Santa F*cking wonderful light of my life thread is it? The bastard's hard enough to stomach now without giving him some vision of grandiose homage!










Sell me a bike Sarge!!

[Karma]

Now if Sarge dressed up as Santa!!

He'd be a merry bike selling ho ho ho machine!

[kerryg]

Now if Sarge dressed up as Santa!!

He'd be a merry bike selling ho ho ho machine!

Nice fella though he is I don't think he's got the disposition to be Santa. He WAS talking about taking a dump down someone's chimney earlier in this thread and there were threats of violence to (among others) carollers. No, I think he should stick to selling motorbikes.....

[Colapop]

Now if Sarge dressed up as Santa!!

He'd be a merry bike selling ho ho ho machine!

Nah given the opportunity he'd be a single not a triple.

[SPman]

Xmas! Must be time for my favourite xmas carol verse!:

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit,
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work
While he stars in the show,
Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

[carver]

i see where your comming from, i dislike a lot of aspects of xmas too, like the fact you cant escape from it, and a lot of it is very fake
but then again most of us dont really give a fuck about your problems or issues , your just the angry parent standing at the side of his kids rugby game so to speak , fuck man, life aint easy:eyepoke: , things will happen that you dont like, think about it mate, and for fucks sake calm down...
and uh merry christmas

[Skyryder]

What's the bet that those of you who hate Christmas don't have kids.

To see the joy of 'your' childrens eyes open up in delight with the gifts that "Santa" has bought them is one of the truly great joys of parenthood.
Try a little peace and goodwill if not to others then to yourselves.

See my sig.

Skyryder

[Karma]

What's the bet that those of you who hate Christmas don't have kids.

To see the joy of 'your' childrens eyes open up in delight with the gifts that "Santa" has bought them is one of the truly great joys of parenthood.
Try a little peace and goodwill if not to others then to yourselves.

See my sig.

Skyryder

I might have some kids... never called the day after to find out

[Colapop]

What's the bet that those of you who hate Christmas don't have kids.

To see the joy of 'your' childrens eyes open up in delight with the gifts that "Santa" has bought them is one of the truly great joys of parenthood.
Try a little peace and goodwill if not to others then to yourselves.

See my sig.

Skyryder

Yeah I got kids. Just don't see the need to go mental at one time of the year. As I see it I can be nice anytime of the year (and I am) but if someone is an asshole for the rest of the year and then comes out with "Merry christmas and good wishes to your family". I don't care for that two faced shit myself. I am at peace with myself and I do see my kids eyes light up. It happens when they see me, their grandparents and other people they care about. That's far more important to me than presents.

[marty]

I wish Coleman's sold Kawasaki, because Sarge just earned a travelling sale from Wellington for this post.

No I don't want a Bandit. They're the sort of bike Santa would ride.

Just in case some cheery smartarse suggests it.

they sell 'busa's though, jim.......

[SARGE]

What's the bet that those of you who hate Christmas don't have kids.

To see the joy of 'your' childrens eyes open up in delight with the gifts that "Santa" has bought them is one of the truly great joys of parenthood.
Try a little peace and goodwill if not to others then to yourselves.

See my sig.

Skyryder

yup.. got 4 kids.. boxing day that new toy is broken, the vidgame is clocked, the shirts are wadded up in the corner of the closet and everyone is pissed off at everyone else...


so yea.. i got kids...