god i hate Xmas

**Sniper** · 15th December 2005, 21:29

Lol, welcome back Sarge

**Karma** · 15th December 2005, 21:29

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird,
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the alligators knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Walking in a winter wonderland,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

**SARGE** · 15th December 2005, 21:33

Originally Posted by Weasel

Walking in a winter wonderland,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

you wouldnt survive my idea of a winter wonderland..

6 foot deep snow..60 mph winds and a wind chill of 75 below zero F..cant scrape the ice off the windscreen cuz its so cold the fuckin thing shatters.. your lips freeze together and your mo breaks off due to ice weight...

Welcome to Ohio

**Sniper** · 15th December 2005, 21:34

**NotaGoth** · 15th December 2005, 21:35

Originally Posted by SlashWylde

Mmmm Whiskey and Fruit Mince Pies....I like 'Rusty Nails' too...Jamesons and Drambuie in a Scotch glass...or better yet Bushmills...Mmmm

Mum makes a wicked fruit cake

the fruit mince pies just don't come close! She hasn't made on yet this year though..

hmm..

**SARGE** · 15th December 2005, 21:38

but NOOOOOOOOOOO... i gotta be PROFESSIONAL.. i gottta shave .. i gotta stay off KB during work hours..i gotta keep moving around even though i got a broken fuckin kneecap caused by some idiot elf-loving cager twat.. i gottta have a good work attitude and i get grilled about if im doing drugs just because i walk around like i dont give a fuck..

****NEWSFLASH****

i dont.. has nothing to do with drugs

xmas eve .. make sure you look up your chimmney..that thing up top that looks like me takin a big steaming xmas dump probably is

**Motu** · 15th December 2005, 21:51

I'm on your side Sarge,I'm a closet Scrooge - I fucking hate the false smiles and good wishes...but ya still fucking complain about the bill don't ya! So it's my problem that you haven't done a bloody thing to your car all year and now somehow right out of the blue your disc pads have worn right down to the metal and spat the pad out destroying both caliper and rotor,this means the kids can't have any presents and you think I'm overcharging and you want a fucking discount! Oh please,go and fucking moan in someone elses ear and after all this keep your fucking merry christmas to yourself!

**deathstar** · 15th December 2005, 22:00

but if december goes then my birthday won't exist so i would never age and could in essence be IMMORTAL

**Goblin** · 15th December 2005, 22:05

Agree entirely!!! As an atheist, why the fuck should we all be sucked into the christmas spirit? I fucken HATE it!! Get called a unfit mother cos I dont do christmas? Same with easter. Not allowed to trade? What a load of religeous propaganda!!

Best part of xmas for me is fucking off to Wanganui and leaving all my worries at home.

**Dadpole** · 15th December 2005, 22:17

Best Xmas I ever had - I fucked off into the Tararuas fishing for the Xmas - New year period. 9 days and not one bastard to say "Merry Chris...OUCH."

**SARGE** · 15th December 2005, 22:22

Originally Posted by Dadpole

Best Xmas I ever had - I fucked off into the Tararuas fishing for the Xmas - New year period. 9 days and not one bastard to say "Merry Chris...OUCH."

best one i ever had was in the philipines.. deep in the jungle on exersize.. painted up in camo facepaint and carrying an automatic rifle and full supply of things that go BOOM!!

much like this one is shaping up to be...

**Dadpole** · 15th December 2005, 22:31

I have the benefit of not being allowed to do any shopping at Xmas. Wife says I am a total liability, and likely to go postal.

**Beemer** · 15th December 2005, 22:34

My god, Sarge, you have even stirred Miss "Fuck This I'm Leaving" Kittie to respond - TWICE! See, you do have some Christmas spirit after all!

I am not into the touchy feeley stuff either, but I do like the booze and the presents, come on, you must admit not all of Christmas is bad!