god i hate Xmas

**Karma** · 16th December 2005, 18:49

Oh! You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
so be good for goodness sake!

So...You better watch out, You better not cry
You better not pout, I'm Telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
Little tin horns, little toy drums.
Rudy-toot-toot and rummy tum tums.
Santa Claus is coming to town.

Little toy dolls that cuddle and coo,
Elephants, boats and Kiddie cars too.
Santa Claus is coming to town.

The kids in Girl and boy land
will have a jubilee.
They're gonna build a toy land town
all around the Christmas tree.

Ohh....You better watch out, you better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town.

**SARGE** · 16th December 2005, 18:51

Originally Posted by Weasel

Oh! You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!

santa comes to my house, he's gonna get sodomized and tossed down a few flights of stairs..by the way.. are you any relation to the Olsen Twins?

**SPman** · 16th December 2005, 19:12

Originally Posted by SARGE

yup.. got 4 kids.. boxing day that new toy is broken, the vidgame is clocked, the shirts are wadded up in the corner of the closet and everyone is pissed off at everyone else...
.

Your kids are like this.......?

Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram

yeah - Kevin Wilsons got Xmas sussed......

**Karma** · 16th December 2005, 19:16

Well guess I'm heading down to Colemans on Monday... you working Sarge? I'll bring my Rudolph antlers! and cheesy grin.

**WINJA** · 16th December 2005, 19:42

Originally Posted by spman

your kids are like this.......?

hey santa claus you cunt!
where's me fucking bike?
i've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that i like.
i wrote you a fucking letter and i come to see you twice
ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
if i wanted a pair of bloody thongs, i'd have bloody asked.
and this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
you've stuffed me bloody order up
it's enough to make you spew
and i'm not the only one who's snakey
me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
hey santa clause you cunt!
where's me fucking pram?
you promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who i am.
'cause i'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
i'll give you fucking ho ho ho
you forgot me fucking pram

yeah - kevin wilsons got xmas sussed......

next time i come to see ya im gonna punch ya in the guts , ill let your fucken reigndeer loose and kick rudolph in the nuts , yeah you just wait till next year when you get back to that store and me and me little sister come stomping thru the door ........ hey mums and dads just smell his breath and check his blood shot eyes, and dont listen to him boys cause he tells fucken lies , he just a piss tank and a pervert and hes not even very bright cause the old fucken wanker forgot me fucken bike

**SPman** · 16th December 2005, 19:51

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause".................

**NotaGoth** · 16th December 2005, 20:35

Originally Posted by Beemer

My god, Sarge, you have even stirred Miss "Fuck This I'm Leaving" Kittie to respond - TWICE! See, you do have some Christmas spirit after all!

He's a friend, why wouldn't I? =p

**DMNTD:Me** · 16th December 2005, 20:46

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blow job before my cup of tea,

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long slow bath with her sitting on my cock,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long lie and a massage,
Cock rejuvenating cream,
Four cans of glucose,
And plenty rest cuz she wasn't done with me,

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blindfold that I was told to wear,
Tied to the chair,
I was licked and sucked,
Got ridden 'bout 3 times,
And not once did I bloody get to see,

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
The video of the night we had before,
I watched as I sat,
Tied up and blind,
Big grin on my face,
As her 2 sisters took their turns riding lucky
me,

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A tub of lube and her lying on her face,
She looked round at me,
With a wicked grin,
and said "Please lover, take my anal virginity",

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
an invite to-oo an orgeeeee,
there we spent the day,
Being sucked and fucked,
so good I forgot about what's under our tree.....

**NotaGoth** · 16th December 2005, 20:55

Originally Posted by TL Rider

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blow job before my cup of tea,

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long slow bath with her sitting on my cock,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long lie and a massage,
Cock rejuvenating cream,
Four cans of glucose,
And plenty rest cuz she wasn't done with me,

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blindfold that I was told to wear,
Tied to the chair,
I was licked and sucked,
Got ridden 'bout 3 times,
And not once did I bloody get to see,

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
The video of the night we had before,
I watched as I sat,
Tied up and blind,
Big grin on my face,
As her 2 sisters took their turns riding lucky
me,

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A tub of lube and her lying on her face,
She looked round at me,
With a wicked grin,
and said "Please lover, take my anal virginity",

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
an invite to-oo an orgeeeee,
there we spent the day,
Being sucked and fucked,
so good I forgot about what's under our tree.....

LOL that made my day, thanks =)

**DMNTD:Me** · 16th December 2005, 21:00

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

LOL that made my day, thanks =)

PS: I drink coffee not tea ok?

**Swoop** · 16th December 2005, 21:11

Originally Posted by WeeStromer

I think you people need saving!!!

BISHOP BRIAN WOULD BE HORRIFIED TO HEAR SUCH BLASPHEMY

Bishop?
He's still only a lowly bish???

Would of thought he'd of given himself a promotion by now

**TraD_MaN** · 16th December 2005, 21:19

lmao Tl Rider thats brillant!

i have to totaly agree on what has been said here, i hate it it was all good untill u found out santa clause is not real n thats when your like 10 or what ever, since then its got worse in worse...

but then again my gandma's are getting to that stage in life when you dont know whats around the corner , so im doing it for them...

**Skyryder** · 17th December 2005, 04:58

Originally Posted by Ixion

If any donker goes and moves this meaningful and insightful thread to Pointless Drivel, I will personally seek them out and make their teeth hurt. All of them.

Just save one for me.

Skyryder

**Skyryder** · 17th December 2005, 05:18

Originally Posted by Colapop

Yeah I got kids. Just don't see the need to go mental at one time of the year. As I see it I can be nice anytime of the year (and I am) but if someone is an asshole for the rest of the year and then comes out with "Merry christmas and good wishes to your family". I don't care for that two faced shit myself. I am at peace with myself and I do see my kids eyes light up. It happens when they see me, their grandparents and other people they care about. That's far more important to me than presents.

Yes it is. But the light in a child's face burns so brightly for such a short time and as the innocence is lost so is the flame. Christmas simply relights the flame for all of us.

It is the one time of year that family bonding takes place. Where those that are not present either through the natural passage of time or those that are taken early can be present if not in body then certainly in spirit. It's a time of sharing that is reinforced by the giving of gifts.

Seems that some of you see Christmas as the retailers want you to see it. In commercial terms. That this has determined your outlook on the festive season, can in my opinion, mean only one thing: they have won.

Skyryder