If woman controlled the world.

**Sniper** · 16th December 2005, 10:46

Hahahaha, what do you mean if.

**Wolf** · 16th December 2005, 10:50

I suppose it is easier for men to learn to put the seat down than it is for women - you know how they are with technical things...

As women always sit, they never get properly trained in the complexities of raising or lowering toilet seats, unlike us men who sit or stand according to need.

**miSTa** · 16th December 2005, 16:57

I actually put both the seat and the lid down when I'm done

but if someone started complaining about leaving the seat up then its time to piss on it

**ducatilover** · 16th December 2005, 22:16

i put the seat down at my missus place.....

fuckn whipd bastard

**Swoop** · 17th December 2005, 08:17

Originally Posted by markauckland

you make a good point gremmy

we put it up so thier aint piss all over the seat for them they can do thier part and put it down....

We guys have the harder job of lifting the seat... at least gravity is on the girls side

**flash** · 18th December 2005, 08:11

if you think they are taking over, just press the reset button......

**Eurodave** · 18th December 2005, 08:22

Originally Posted by flash

if you think they are taking over, just press the reset button......

Man, I wish my MRS had one of those!!

**Hitcher** · 18th December 2005, 13:15

The toilet seat up/down issue is quickly and easily resolved. Just piss on it. You can guarantee from then on it will always be left up...

**strayjuliet** · 18th December 2005, 21:41

Voice of experience, eh, Hitcher???
If Wolf ever thought of pissing on the seat I would take great pleasure in rubbing his nose in it while saying "bad Wolf!!!!"

**skidMark** · 18th December 2005, 22:14

Originally Posted by strayjuliet

Voice of experience, eh, Hitcher???
If Wolf ever thought of pissing on the seat I would take great pleasure in rubbing his nose in it while saying "bad Wolf!!!!"

lol hes a wolf not a kittin

**Wolf** · 19th December 2005, 06:24

Originally Posted by strayjuliet

Voice of experience, eh, Hitcher???
If Wolf ever thought of pissing on the seat I would take great pleasure in rubbing his nose in it while saying "bad Wolf!!!!"

Lupine House Training 101...

All stunts were done by trained professionals, do not attempt to do this with a wild wolf in your own home.

**strayjuliet** · 19th December 2005, 10:51

Originally Posted by Wolf

Lupine House Training 101...

All stunts were done by trained professionals, do not attempt to do this with a wild wolf in your own home.

That's right, it's taken me 4 years to partly tame him.

**Wolf** · 19th December 2005, 10:52

Originally Posted by strayjuliet

That's right, it's taken me 4 years to partly tame him.

And now she wants to get me "fixed" to stop me spraying on the furniture...

**strayjuliet** · 19th December 2005, 11:04

Originally Posted by Wolf

And now she wants to get me "fixed" to stop me spraying on the furniture...

Bull! Wolf said he would get himself off to the vet to get fixed he says it's 'cause he wants to stop spraying the furniture but I know it's because he doesn't want to be Alfa anymore. lol

Face it Wolf you're whipped!! LMAO

:eyepoke:

**Wolf** · 19th December 2005, 11:40

Originally Posted by strayjuliet

Face it Wolf you're whipped!! LMAO

:eyepoke:

Not strictly correct - she wanted to whip me but I'm not into that sort of thing.

Likewise my posted reason was not strictly correct - I'll be getting fixed as a favour to Lias who is terrified at the prospect of us breeding yet again...

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