If woman controlled the world.

[Wolf]

The toilet seat up/down issue is quickly and easily resolved. Just piss on it. You can guarantee from then on it will always be left up...

Yep. One flat I was at, the lid was always up - if you had any intention of sitting on the seat at any stage in the future you lifted the lid after having a shit - on account of a bloke there who thought his aim was good enough to get through the hole in the seat... his assessment of his own ability was not the only thing that was "inaccurate".

[ManDownUnder]

And now she wants to get me "fixed" to stop me spraying on the furniture...

Best you get as much done now as you can then... time's a wastin'!

You'll need to plan ahead a little... start by buying 6 dozen bottles of your favourite brew...

[Lou Girardin]

The guy I had flatting here always left the seat up.. I put it down more than a few times.. Thankfully he got the hint..

So he left because he was sick of putting the seat up then?

[ManDownUnder]

So he left because he was sick of putting the seat up then?

na - he left because "the hint" is a codename for a frozen cucumber stuck up his bum.

He got it once - then left

[Wolf]

na - he left because "the hint" is a codename for a frozen cucumber stuck up his bum.

He got it once - then left

Obvously not his scene, then.

[strayjuliet]

I'm amazed, I post 1 pic of a toilet seat being chained down and suddenly this whole thread turns into a war about who does what and why. lol. Wonders never cease

[strayjuliet]

Not strictly correct - she wanted to whip me but I'm not into that sort of thing.

Spoil-sport.

Likewise my posted reason was not strictly correct - I'll be getting fixed as a favour to Lias who is terrified at the prospect of us breeding yet again...

Not strictly true. I think Wolf himself is worried because I told him "any more kids and you can bloody well carry it and go through the labour and birth." He's just using the "favour to lias" as an excuse.

[ManDownUnder]

I'm amazed, I post 1 pic of a toilet seat being chained down and suddenly this whole thread turns into a war about who does what and why. lol. Wonders never cease

So there is a "Wonders" pandora's box?

Is it the same at the pandora's box of "Bitching"? That seems to be in good supply too...

[ManDownUnder]

Obvously not his scene, then.

Clearly not. It'd be worse if it err... how do I put this delicately...

...you know what happens if you lick a glacier...

[Wolf]

I'm amazed, I post 1 pic of a toilet seat being chained down and suddenly this whole thread turns into a war about who does what and why. lol. Wonders never cease

Same reason any thread about shitting, pissing, farting or sex runs to 30+ pages - the mentality of KBers.

Cater to it? We are the Lowest Common Denominator...

[Stroker Girl]

aim improves miraculously [wid small boys of all ages] when you float a tabletennis ball in the pan ........... try it at your next party for a dry floor[well, almost - it don't seem to work on vomit ]


wat this place COMING to? WINJA postin recipes and i givin you household cleanin tips ......... :slap:

My flatmate in Aussy had a good solution for that problem too. It was a sticker (I think he got it from Germany) of a women posing provocatively. You stick it to the back of the toilet bowl and when it comes in contact with urine her clothes miraculously dissapper to reveal all!! Kept the aim very specific

[ManDownUnder]

My flatmate in Aussy had a good solution for that problem too. It was a sticker (I think he got it from Germany) of a women posing provocatively. You stick it to the back of the toilet bowl and when it comes in contact with urine her clothes miraculously dissapper to reveal all!! Kept the aim very specific

Guys - put a "halo" of stickers on the cistern - naked ladies and the like... so they're covered up when the seat is up...

He'll be putting the seat down - and she'd be putting the seat UP.

Solves all the problems.

[strayjuliet]

Guys - put a "halo" of stickers on the cistern - naked ladies and the like... so they're covered up when the seat is up...

He'll be putting the seat down - and she'd be putting the seat UP.

Solves all the problems.

Yer, it's ok if you own the place you live in, not so good if you are renting.
and what would visitors think???

[ManDownUnder]

and what would visitors think???

I think they'd have to accept me for who I am... or they might just stop visiting...?

[Eurodave]

The toilet seat up/down issue is quickly and easily resolved. Just piss on it. You can guarantee from then on it will always be left up...

The quick,easy fix to all of this piss arsed bullshit [pun intended!!] is to throw the bloody seat away & just bolt a couple of peices of curved wood to the top of each side of the bowl, as they do in some public toilets, PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!