If woman controlled the world.

**bobsmith** · 18th January 2006, 13:47

I don't know what you guys all have so much troubles with this issue. Just get a smarter girlfriend / wife or train them up. My girlfriend always puts the seat up after she's done.

**Wolf** · 18th January 2006, 14:17

Originally Posted by bobsmith

I don't know what you guys all have so much troubles with this issue. Just get a smarter girlfriend / wife or train them up. My girlfriend always puts the seat up after she's done.

Is she ultra considerate or is she just hinting your aim is off?

**Beemer** · 18th January 2006, 15:35

I just got sent these by my niece, very funny! I have to say, my husband is pretty good at putting the toilet seat down again, a rare breed. But he lets himself down by leaving the tiniest scrap of toilet paper on the roll...

**strayjuliet** · 18th January 2006, 23:12

Originally Posted by Beemer

I just got sent these by my niece, very funny! I have to say, my husband is pretty good at putting the toilet seat down again, a rare breed. But he lets himself down by leaving the tiniest scrap of toilet paper on the roll...

Alas, we can't have everything. sigh

But don't despair, Pinky, for I, the amazing Brain, have a plan...

**Wolf** · 18th January 2006, 23:14

Originally Posted by strayjuliet

Alas, we can't have everything. sigh

But it don't stop ya from bloody askin' do it?

**strayjuliet** · 19th January 2006, 08:02

Originally Posted by Wolf

But it don't stop ya from bloody askin' do it?

Hell no, of cause not. That would be down right silly and even to expect such a thing is preposterous, don't be absurd my dear Wolf.

MEN: :spudwhat:

**buellbabe** · 19th January 2006, 12:33

As far as 'seat etiquette" goes, if I am a guest at someones house and i go to use the toilet and find the seat up... well i put it up again when I'm done! But my home is my way and I expect the same curtesy to be shown to me

**Grahameeboy** · 19th January 2006, 12:37

Originally Posted by buellbabe

As far as 'seat etiquette" goes, if I am a guest at someones house and i go to use the toilet and find the seat up... well i put it up again when I'm done! But my home is my way and I expect the same curtesy to be shown to me

so you don't flush when you are done, leave the seat up to allow your animal scent as evidence.........

.....sorry..I was thinking of Mr Wolf then......