A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel
dies of thirst. He''s crawling through the sands, certain that he
has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object
sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He rawls to
the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to
be an old leather brief
case.
He opens it and out pops a genie.... But this is no ordinary genie.
He is wearing a Senior Manager ID badge and a dull grey suit. "Well"
says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust a Senior Manager." "What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!" says the genie,
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie
is right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."

***POOF***

The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacie
"OK, kid, what''s your second wish." "My second wish is that I
were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems. "OK, kid, you have just one more wish.
Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish that no
matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story?
If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.