Kenny the Rooster

[miSTa]

Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it so, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk."I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is mega-impressed. But it doesn't stop there...

Straight after that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny the Stud-Rooster is in there. Later, the farmer sees Ken after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He bonks the honk outta all those geese.

By sunset he sees that rabid sex maniac rooster out in the fields quelling quail and phraternising with pheasants. The farmer is distraught; concerned that his expensive rooster is gonna sensually short circuit himself. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find old Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard. Vultures are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a vigorous and expensive performer, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer".

[phoenixgtr]

Brilliant!!

[ducatilover]

thats one overworked cock

[inlinefour]

Well done

[2much]

The farmer's rooster is getting pretty old and frail so he goes out and buys a new young fresh one. Upon arrival at the farm this cocky young rooster wanders up to the old timer and says "well, now I'm here old fella you can piss off, I'll take care of the hens". The old rooster turns around and says "Tell you what, I'll give you a race. 3 times round the farmhouse, winner takes all".
The young rooster laughs at him and agrees to the race knowing he's got it in the bag, infact he's so confident, he tells the old guy that he'll give him a head start.
So they line up and the old rooster takes off, running as fast as his poor old legs will carry him. After giving him a few seconds, the young cock chases after him. They round the first corner, approaching the front porch and the young rooster is gaining already.
As they run past the porch, the farmer, sitting in his rocking chair, grabs his shotgun and blows the new rooster into a cloud of feathers.
He turns to his wife and mutters "Dammit Mum, that's the third gay rooster I've brought this month!"