revirgination

**SixPackBack** · 17th December 2005, 17:57

Get the missus turned into a Virgin again......already saving me pennys!

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...gery15-ON.html

**froggyfrenchman** · 17th December 2005, 17:57

gotmy attention!

**Skyryder** · 17th December 2005, 18:36

At $5000 a pop (pun intended) a real one would be cheaper.

Skyryder

**Deano** · 17th December 2005, 19:10

Beats a chicken rebore I guess !!

**WINJA** · 17th December 2005, 20:37

she could always give up her anal virginity, then you can spend $5000 on yoshi parts and an ohlins shock

**froggyfrenchman** · 17th December 2005, 21:17

Originally Posted by WINJA

she could always give up her anal virginity, then you can spend $5000 on yoshi parts and an ohlins shock

Classic! Just briliant!

**Sniper** · 18th December 2005, 07:48

Hahaha. Hmmmmm

**inlinefour** · 18th December 2005, 10:56

Im with winja on this one, as far as the bike parts go, but winja you can keep the butt sex idea. My misses allready knows that I'd rather have another bike or accesories for the ones that I have allready got. Besides Ive been there with ex-girlfriends and it was a messy experience that I'd rather not bother reliving. It never amazes me the shit people will spend their money on. Although some people woould say the same about my garage fulla bike stuff

Shit is says no sex post op due to recovery time!
"The married mother of two says she's glad she had the surgery nonetheless. She says her husband wanted to experience intercourse with a virgin. "If a woman isn't a virgin when she gets married, a man can always put her down for that," Bugger that, this is the modern world. Try before you buy (aka get hitched)

**inlinefour** · 18th December 2005, 10:59

Thomas G. Stovall, a recent president of the Society of Gynecologic Surgeons, a top professional body, says "hymen repair is a totally bogus procedure." In general, he says, surgery marketed to improve one's sex life rarely works. As for hymen replacement, "most importantly, it doesn't make you a virgin again."

**Hitcher** · 18th December 2005, 13:04

Bishop Brian Tamaki runs a revirgination course. Apparently. I understand that the results are mixed. Win some, lose some...

**Lou Girardin** · 19th December 2005, 10:27

Originally Posted by inlinefour

Besides Ive been there with ex-girlfriends and it was a messy experience that I'd rather not bother reliving. It never amazes me the shit people will spend their money on.

Did she charge you?

**Lou Girardin** · 19th December 2005, 14:13

Originally Posted by Skyryder

At $5000 a pop (pun intended) a real one would be cheaper.

Skyryder

Or fly to Vietnam return and buy all the 10 year olds you want. (How's that for non-PC humour)

Just don't get caught like Gary Glitter.

**myvice** · 19th December 2005, 21:57

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Or fly to Vietnam return and buy all the 10 year olds you want. (How's that for non-PC humour)

Just don't get caught like Gary Glitter.

I could reply, but I just cant...

**dawnrazor** · 20th December 2005, 13:24

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Or fly to Vietnam return and buy all the 10 year olds you want. (How's that for non-PC humour)

Just don't get caught like Gary Glitter.

Funny how "Gary Glitter" was rhyming slang for your "shiter" (as in "Do you take it up the shiter?"), WAY before he got caught for kiddie fiddling the FIRST time, reckon he might have grown into it! If the cap fits and all!