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Things I hate about work..........
- starting when I feel like as long as its by 10:30am
- finishing at 5:30pm
- having at least an hour for lunch
- unlimited internet
- being underpaid in a job that sucks big time in a company that has no idea
Edited to add: sounds like you've had a good day, chin up could be worse - like no access to kb
Hired tool
It's OK sniper, we all went to the track today
Originally Posted by Dean
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
Would you like some CANDY!?!?!
You mean this has been imposed on you?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sniper, have a good laugh at Winja, that'll repair your day.
Forum whore
you mean this has been imposed on you?
hahahahahaha
sniper, have a good laugh at winja, that'll repair your day.
go fuck yourself , now i know what it was like to be a jew in a concentration camp , spank isnt just a nazi like joni , hes hitler himself
Vacuum packed Vamp
Sniper, have you tried HJT, and CWShredder?.
Don't mess with HJT less you know what running processes are sposed to be in the list, and which ones aren't. Most recurring BHO's are the result of a shitty little .dll hidden somewhere. HJT will indentify the BHO (or other), and most of the major spyware forums will tell you where the hidden file is, and how to kill it.
Another handy little program is "killbox" which will delete files that you cant get rid of with the delete button, sounds wierd, but its common, but you'll have experianced that by the sounds of it. :P
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Aargh, photos!
Yep, Hijack This is a useful tool and well delete a dodgy BHO. Only problem being is that it will not pick up another .dll who's sole purpous is to spawn another BHO under a different name. Its a fantastic trick which uses my token tip of making a back-up of all the .dll's in the system32 folder and then deleting them one by one until the program dies. Takes ages to do, but it works
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Hardcore Biker
Dangerous approach there matey. Try & get the following:
Ad-Aware SE Personal (http://www.lavasoftusa.com)
Spybot - Search & Destroy (http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html)
HijackThis (http://www.spywareinfo.com/~merijn/downloads.html) (http://www.hijackthis.de/ - log file analysis)
Sysinternals - Process Explorer (http://www.sysinternals.com/Utilitie...sExplorer.html)
CCleaner (CCleaner.com)
If it's a difficult beast to kill and restarting in safe mode doesn't help with removing it i.e self protecting adware/virus, then you'll need to create a windows boot cd so you'll then fire up windows without firing up windows. This will allow you to nuke the files and registry settings without the adware/virus knowing you're removing it (I've recently had to do such a thing).
Virus scanners don't pick up adware/spyware but I really think they should.
Oh and stop surfing the Internet with IE. Use Firefox (www.mozilla.com), not to forget run a firewall too.
90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.
Aargh, photos!
Im not know for my safty concious attitude at work
Doesn't get rid of a self installing program, but I do use it thanks.
Spybot conflicts with too many programs for my liking
Great program but as I say, it won't fix a self installing file if it reappears all the time.
Process Explorer can be compromised by certain spyware so I don't go near it.
Never tried it, but thanks.
Thats a good idea, but takes longer than my way. Besides, its not as much fun.
I agree there, but imagine the amount of work and programming required to make such a program. Getting the updates right and making sure it can contain and delete/clean such viruses without compromising its own integrety.
I run through quite a nice firewall at work and I hate Firefox. In fact, I loathe it, don't ask me why, but in the 2 minutes I spent with it and the 3 days I spent trying to fix the PC's after uninstalling it, I just don't like it.
Thanks for the advice though.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Radical
yeah I know where your coming from sniper.
my fix you ask? oh I dunno, just my favourite catchphrase. ghost it.
Mr pyrocam!?!?! this email I sent to my mum with 40mb of music and pictures I sent 5 seconds ago didnt get to her yet I think the internet is broken!?!?!?!
well, gosh darnit it IS to! I'll just come up and ghost your machine and that will fix it.
I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
Aargh, photos!
Hahahaha, I know that one quite well. Have you tryed telling them that when you type in "regedit" and you gey all those keys you have a major virus on your hands and they need to place everything into the recycle bin to sanitise it?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Radical
ha! thats a goodone.
Latley, with some of my really stupid users, I take a screenshot of their desktop then set it to the backround and hide the icons and start bar. good fun. yep, the internet is broken, we are just waiting to hear back from microsoft as to when its working again.
I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
Aargh, photos!
Hehehe, I must remember that one. So simple to do, but Im sure it can provide hours of fun.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Radical
did I tell you I called the bofh last week?
I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
Aargh, photos!
Nope, what did he say?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Radical
not much. my bad though, I didnt really have anything to say to him, so I said 'hail', and then said thats all, and he was cool about it.
wouldnt of minded having a chat but I had nothing to say really, and he might of figured out a way to kill me off
I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
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