Der mit der Kuh tanzt
Two guys are in a bar. they find out they have the same wedding anniversary.
One asks the other "what did you get your wife for your anniversary?"
The other man replied," A Jag and a Mercedes."
"wow that weird why both?"
"Well if she doesn't like driving the jag she can drive the Mercedes. What did you get your wife?"
"A pair of slippers and a vibrator."
"wow that's really weird why?"
"well if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f... herself!"
Have a nice afternoon
Nothing is impossible
Aargh, photos!
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
One, two free, floor!
That's a brave man - he might have just done himself out of a love life...
(great joke though LMAO!)
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Pretengineer
sniper, I am really starting to think that you may need to get a life outside of KB dudeOriginally Posted by Sniper
Forum whore
NO, NO, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT - I'M SURE HE WAS JUST POINTING OUT ITB'S AVATAR. V NICE BTW.
WINJA WANNABE....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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