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    I was sleep walking, honest...

    really wonder if I can get away with this excuse..??

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/n...re/4543340.stm

    ---- snip ----
    the 22-year-old, who can not be named, claimed she woke to find her trousers had been taken off and Mr Bilton was assaulting her.

    She denied consenting to sex.

    Mr Bilton said he could only remember waking up after sticking to the leather sofa and was "completely oblivious" to what had allegedly happened, the court heard.

    But he said he had a history of sleepwalking which ran in the family.

    ---- snip ----

    but was it good? I've had wet dreams before, never heard any complaints..

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    Sounds similar to a trip one had recently to Asia, Mr BJ?
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    you didn't bring back any TaiBoys to your room, did you..?

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    I do sleep walk. No wonder MissSniper doesn't get enough sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    wasnme
    you didn't bring back any TaiBoys to your room, did you..?
    No, but I did have a Laksa the other night!
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    Thank goodness you saved me officer!!!
    I was fast asleep and you woke me.
    I have no idea why I was doing over 200kph... I thought it was a dream
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    Hmm, you gotta wonder how many things you could get away with since this is the excuse...
    I was a documentary about this guy who went and killed his wifes whole family in his sleep. He got on very well with them in general, but he drove himself in his sleep to their house, and murdered them. Somehow they proved he was asleep, don't know how...:spudwhat:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Hmm, you gotta wonder how many things you could get away with since this is the excuse...
    I was a documentary about this guy who went and killed his wifes whole family in his sleep. He got on very well with them in general, but he drove himself in his sleep to their house, and murdered them. Somehow they proved he was asleep, don't know how...:spudwhat:
    "I was a documentary"

    Slowly backs out of the room..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    "I was a documentary"

    Slowly backs out of the room..............
    LOL...
    Does anyone know how to trace and I.P. addy?? I'm gonna hold your ass to ransom...blackmail...in my sleep of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    LOL...
    Does anyone know how to trace and I.P. addy?? I'm gonna hold your ass to ransom...blackmail...in my sleep of course.
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