Billy Connelly

**Oscar** · 9th March 2004, 15:09

Originally Posted by Zed

God is love, yes, but He is also a God of judgment! If a man scoffs and scorns God publicly and causes others to do the same then God must bring judgment on that man for his wrongdoing. Because God is longsuffering the executing of that judgment may not come immediately, it may be years later. Our lifetime is very short, and many aged people will testify to that, but God is not bound by time because He inhabits eternity!

Zed

I wonder if God ever tires of humourless gits interpreting "His" word.
The Bible comes to us in English, via Latin and Greek from its original Aramic, and there are all sorts of people around who claim to know what it means.
You can't all be right.

**Two Smoker** · 9th March 2004, 15:17

Originally Posted by Zed

God is love, yes, but He is also a God of judgment! If a man scoffs and scorns God publicly and causes others to do the same then God must bring judgment on that man for his wrongdoing. Because God is longsuffering the executing of that judgment may not come immediately, it may be years later. Our lifetime is very short, and many aged people will testify to that, but God is not bound by time because He inhabits eternity!

Zed

But i thought God loves everybody??????????????

Fuck i must be wrong, well you can't blame me the only time i went to a church was for Rememberance Day......

**Oscar** · 9th March 2004, 15:39

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

But i thought God loves everybody??????????????

Fuck i must be wrong, well you can't blame me the only time i went to a church was for Rememberance Day......

How come there's no religion that preaches:

Thou shalt keep the gospel to yerself, unless asked....

Perhaps one of the resident Godbotherers could explain why God has guys on TV, dressed in Polyester Suits and bad haircuts asking for money on His behalf? Surely a truly omnipotent deity could summon up his own cash, and would have a better dress sense?

**wkid_one** · 9th March 2004, 16:59

I wonder when the day will arrive when we get to have a thread WITHOUT a quote about some biblical bullshit.

**Ms Piggy** · 9th March 2004, 17:03

Originally Posted by wkid_one

I wonder when the day will arrive when we get to have a thread WITHOUT a quote about some biblical bullshit.

AMEN TO THAT!

**Zed** · 9th March 2004, 17:21

Originally Posted by Oscar

How come there's no religion that preaches:

Thou shalt keep the gospel to yerself, unless asked....

Perhaps one of the resident Godbotherers could explain why God has guys on TV, dressed in Polyester Suits and bad haircuts asking for money on His behalf? Surely a truly omnipotent deity could summon up his own cash, and would have a better dress sense?

What makes you think these charlatans represent the true God? Have they fooled you too?

Zed

**DebK** · 9th March 2004, 18:51

... "The Man Who Sued God"

Excellent movie that was absolutely written for him. Swore like a trogan in it but always warranted.

Quite appropriate within this thread, huh.

**RiderInBlack** · 9th March 2004, 18:56

Originally Posted by Zed

What makes you think these charlatans represent the true God? Have they fooled you too?

Zed

For fuck sake Zed, I thought this thread is about Billy fucken Connelly not a religious fucken debate. Go start you own thread and stop fucken annoying everyone here. If we feel like debating fucken religion with you we visit you there.
PS: don't reply to this here. I will look out for you thread and read that if I want to preached to.
IN the words of BC "FUCK OFF" and go and stand in someone elses door.

**RiderInBlack** · 9th March 2004, 19:00

Originally Posted by DebK

... "The Man Who Sued God"

Excellent movie that was absolutely written for him. Swore like a trogan in it but always warranted.

Quite appropriate within this thread, huh.

Ditto, DebK

**DebK** · 9th March 2004, 20:48

Hmmm, could get into this quoting biz. Here's my contribution to the spamming:

On my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy. To me, it
is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy,
instead of saving it.
-- Spock, stardate 3025.2

**Two Smoker** · 9th March 2004, 21:14

Bah i don't even know why i read some of these threads now??????

**merv** · 9th March 2004, 21:17

Originally Posted by Zed

God is love, yes, but He is also a God of judgment! If a man scoffs and scorns God publicly and causes others to do the same then God must bring judgment on that man for his wrongdoing. Because God is longsuffering the executing of that judgment may not come immediately, it may be years later. Our lifetime is very short, and many aged people will testify to that, but God is not bound by time because He inhabits eternity!

Zed

... and how do you know this for sure?

**DebK** · 9th March 2004, 21:25

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

Bah i don't even know why i read some of these threads now??????

I was only taking the p*ss Two Smoker. I'm not really a Trekkie, just seemed appropriate to preach the word of Spock within this thread once it become yet another verse of How Great Thou Art.

'Twont happen again. No more spam from Pam... err, Deb.

**Two Smoker** · 9th March 2004, 21:35

Originally Posted by DebK

I was only taking the p*ss Two Smoker. I'm not really a Trekkie, just seemed appropriate to preach the word of Spock within this thread once it become yet another verse of How Great Thou Art.

'Twont happen again. No more spam from Pam... err, Deb.

LOL, please don't apoligise Deb, my comment was no way aimed at your witty comment

, im talking more at the religion side of things.. I mean what at all does religion have to do with biking?????????

Thought so, abaolutely nothing....