Hardcore Biker
Well... Christmas time is here.. All I wanted was a kitten..
Can I have a kitten mum?
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Can I have a puppy then..?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
How bout some goldfish?
SURE!
Well yes I got some goldfish, 3 little baby ones..
Oooo and I DID get my kitten
Just gotta name her now
P.S I wonder if Santas getting me a bike
frequent infrequenter
awwww she's cute..
name her 'Buggy', cos she'll be chasing all the bugs in summer
Forum whore
That's pretty good forward thinking there Kittie. A self service cat feeder for while you're away...
Be careful about sitting on Santa's knee, he's getting more an' more dodgey each year.
Hope you get a bike anyway.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
unless you can prove it.
I love cats, preferably cooked in pepper sauce. Seriously.
Other than that - I can't stand the vermin. I'm a dog kinda guy. You know where you are with a dog.
Sorry Kittie. Hope it tastes good.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Hardcore Biker
She is cute.. New gf for my other cat.. Right now they are having a lovers tiff though..Originally Posted by bugjuice
LOL look out I might just name her buggy..
Hardcore Biker
Was gonna sit on Santas knee when I was in Whangarei and have a photo taken.. Good thing I was to shy though
Bike is definately "on the way" It can be a ... late Christmas present for myself.
Hardcore Biker
gotta fatten this one up first.
Forum whore
Woohooo! on the bike front. You're gonna hafta get a sidecar to carry the menagerie around with you though. (Never seen goldfish on a bike - do goldfish get motion sickness?)
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Immature and proud of it.
Yeah, cleaning the retard mutts drool off everything.
Notice how the morons make a big fuss over anyone who even looks at them. Cats know what side of the bread their butter's on.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
don't think they know how to get sick, their memory span is to short
they just go belly up when things get bad!!
Forum whore
Cats are like fat Italian chicks with knives - "Feed me or I'll cut you good"
Or at least mine is.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
The Loose Goose
Your cat or your fat Italian chick?
Cute kitty, perhaps you could ask Santa for a decent camera too so we could have some better shots of her!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Forum whore
My pussy...
Reminded me of the attached...
Sorry couldn't find the larger version.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Jesus built my Gixxer
Nice kitty, kittie...err pussy, kittie.....
Bah prefer mine shaven anyway....pussies that is not kitties
Built for speed, not for comfort
Aargh, photos!
Nice to see Kittie, bet you can't wait till it brings you some little gifts in the middle of the night
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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