and I run like the wind...Originally Posted by Grahameeboy
unless you can prove it.
and I run like the wind...
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
.....your time is coming
What sort of wind!!!
Where's the ride?
Rt. Hon. Helen Clark ?
Cheers,
Colin
Easily ammused
My ex went and got a haircut today, why I don't know as we're in the middle of packing her gear up so we can move her out tomorrow. AAARRRGGGHHH
Anyway, when she came back I asked here "did you get your haircut?".
Girls, why did she not answer?
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Aargh, photos!
hehehe, very good
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
The instructions are simple...
What's old and wrinkly and hangs out your undies
.
.
your mother
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Mad nagging bitch!
What I Want in a Man, Original List:
1.Handsome
2.Charming
3.Financially successful
4.A caring listener
5.Witty
6.In good shape
7.Dresses with style
8.Appreciates finer thing
9.Full of thoughtful surprises
10.An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
bouncy
Didn't you know that's why a bride is smiling as she's walking down the aisle?
(i.e. why is a bride smiling as she's walking down the aisle?
she knows she's given her last blow job)
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