My good deed for Christmas

[Dadpole]

There I was at home today, while the wife is at work. Feeling full of Xmas cheer and goodwill to all mankind, I decided to be useful and wash the lino floors in the kitchen, bathroom and toilet.
Filled with the zeal that only a housework-shy man can be, I did a thorough job. So thorough in fact, that upon finishing I felt the floors lacked a certain something. Perhaps the gleam that would show the world that it was a job well done, so.....

Warning:
Do not use furniture polish on floors. While it produced a shine that lets you look up your jeans, it has turned the house into a skating rink. The dog has trouble walking around.
Oh what to do?... I will take the easy way out and hope that the falling bodies will take the gloss off. May even put up a warning sigh to cover my arse in case I cripple the rellies over Xmas.

Or just blame my son.

[sunhuntin]

just make sure you dont look up the female rellies skirts when they fall, or you may be having assistance in joining them!

[El Dopa]

Oh what to do?...

Only one thing for it. Get the orbital sander out before the wife gets back.

Make sure you choose a fine grade.

[Str8 Jacket]

Warning:
Do not use furniture polish on floors. While it produced a shine that lets you look up your jeans, it has turned the house into a skating rink. The dog has trouble walking around.

Yep when me and my bro were living at home we used to do this all the time, its awesome if you have radio control cars!!! The cats walked like they were drunk, best fun you could have at 12yrs of age!!

[Grumpy]

There I was at home today, while the wife is at work. Feeling full of Xmas cheer and goodwill to all mankind, I decided to be useful and wash the lino floors in the kitchen, bathroom and toilet.
Filled with the zeal that only a housework-shy man can be, I did a thorough job. So thorough in fact, that upon finishing I felt the floors lacked a certain something. Perhaps the gleam that would show the world that it was a job well done, so.....

Warning:
Do not use furniture polish on floors. While it produced a shine that lets you look up your jeans, it has turned the house into a skating rink. The dog has trouble walking around.
Oh what to do?... I will take the easy way out and hope that the falling bodies will take the gloss off. May even put up a warning sigh to cover my arse in case I cripple the rellies over Xmas.

Or just blame my son.

That's one way of ensuring you'll never be expected to do it again