What would you do?

**ZorsT** · 1st January 2006, 18:16

Here is the situation:

You are on holiday with your incredibly sexy girlfriend/wife. You stop at a small bakery for a cuppa coffee and a scone.
As you are lining up to pay for your things and order your coffee, you notice the young baker out the back eyeing up your girlfriend/wife...

**Colapop** · 1st January 2006, 18:18

Originally Posted by ZorsT

Here is the situation:

You are on holiday with your incredibly sexy girlfriend/wife. You stop at a small bakery for a cuppa coffee and a scone.
As you are lining up to pay for your things and order your coffee, you notice the young baker out the back eyeing up your girlfriend/wife...

You took your girlfriend AND wife on holiday with you??!!??

Seriously, be happy that he's staring. You got her, he don't. When you go to bed you got her to hold - he's only got his bread stick!

**ZorsT** · 1st January 2006, 18:20

what if I'm the baker boy?

**Colapop** · 1st January 2006, 18:22

Originally Posted by ZorsT

what if I'm the baker boy?

All you can do is dream about hot buns!

**froggyfrenchman** · 1st January 2006, 19:49

One look and i feel smug, Two looks and im over the counter beating his yeasty face with his rolling pin

**Karma** · 1st January 2006, 19:51

I do this shit all the time... although I'm usually the one doing the looking...

Don't worry about it... just means he / I think she's worth looking at, not like he's gonna just jump out and start screwing her right there is it?

**Coyote** · 1st January 2006, 19:52

Originally Posted by Weasel

Don't worry about it... just means he / I think she's worth looking at, not like he's gonna just jump out and start screwing her right there is it?

Not impossible...

**Karma** · 1st January 2006, 19:54

Not impossible no... but not easy either...

firstly there is the bakery counter in the way... and I ain't the fittest guy in the world...........

**froggyfrenchman** · 1st January 2006, 20:02

You best stay on your side of the counter. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

**Darkman** · 1st January 2006, 20:13

Originally Posted by ZorsT

Here is the situation:

You are on holiday with your incredibly sexy girlfriend/wife. You stop at a small bakery for a cuppa coffee and a scone.
As you are lining up to pay for your things and order your coffee, you notice the young baker out the back eyeing up your girlfriend/wife...

Just be happy. I get that a lot.I feel proud when that happens. Everyone can look at the menu, but only I can eat of it...well they can try, but I guarantee it will hurt, and it will hurt real bad...The other thing is too, they might not look at her because they want her..they might think "what is a beautiful girl like her doing with a ugly guy like that"..and think to themselves what the hell they are doing wrong!!

**Coyote** · 1st January 2006, 20:22

Originally Posted by Darkman

Just be happy. I get that a lot.

Lucky bastard

**DMNTD:Me** · 1st January 2006, 20:26

Be proud that others too believe that your Lady is attractive and do feel smug/happy/exstatic(sp) that you will be the one taking her home
In saying that IF the admirer makes a physical move and doesn't head a warning shot over his ummmmm "bow" it means he'll need educating:eyepoke:
Also another point is to check ya Lady out...is she having a "play"? If so hot or not,ta ta

**kro** · 1st January 2006, 22:30

Buy a cream donut, take it to the loo, come in it, and take it back, and say the cream is off, and ask the young guy baker to taste it, to prove your point.

Pretty easy really.

**Darkman** · 1st January 2006, 22:47

Originally Posted by kronos

Buy a cream donut, take it to the loo, come in it, and take it back, and say the cream is off, and ask the young guy baker to taste it, to prove your point.

Pretty easy really.

oooo.fark..Could you please post a pic of your girl/wife, so I know who not to look at..

**Virago** · 1st January 2006, 22:54

Originally Posted by kronos

Buy a cream donut, take it to the loo, come in it, and take it back, and say the cream is off, and ask the young guy baker to taste it, to prove your point.

Pretty easy really.

(Mental Note)

Kronos has fantasies about other men eating his cum.....

(Second Mental Note)

Avoid eating if Kronos is around.........