Who would play YOU in a movie?

**kro** · 28th December 2005, 11:14

Originally Posted by SpeedMedic

Some people say I resemble Mat Damon,

Dude, you do look like Matt Damon, I never really looked at that pic of you on the Britten closely before, but its true, SM = MD.

**Coyote** · 28th December 2005, 11:21

Jack Black. He's awesome

**skelstar** · 28th December 2005, 11:26

Originally Posted by SpeedMedic

Some people say I resemble Mat Damon, all except any hot chicks that is.
But I think he's a wanker so he wouldnt play me. Prolly someone much uglier like Foggy.

Nice. Definitely

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**skelstar** · 28th December 2005, 11:27

Originally Posted by SpeedMedic

I think of Cowpoos when I see that dude.

Nice. I see what you mean

. ot sure Timothy would be to keen about that

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**Fatjim** · 28th December 2005, 11:52

Has to be Clint baby. No other attitude like it.

Go ahead, make my lunch!

**madboy** · 28th December 2005, 12:05

Jim2, you'd need to shave his head a bit more carefully first wouldn't ya - particularly the centre?

girlygirl, stifarms didn't look old enough or rich enough to be Michael Douglas.

I reckon Vin Diesel for me. Just younger, weedier, whiter and poorer.

**Indiana_Jones** · 28th December 2005, 12:55

Christian Slater can be me

-Indy

**NhuanH** · 28th December 2005, 14:32

Originally Posted by SpeedMedic

Some people say I resemble Mat Damon, all except any hot chicks that is.
But I think he's a wanker so he wouldnt play me. Prolly someone much uglier like Foggy.

This would have to be the "Team America" edition of Mat Damon eh?

You forgot that Carl Fogarty is also a

as well as having a face only a mother could punch

You saying you think you look like a wanker G Dawg?

**froggyfrenchman** · 28th December 2005, 14:47

Originally Posted by madboy

I reckon Vin Diesel for me. Just younger, weedier, whiter and poorer.

aaahhhh hahahahahahahahahahaha

**James Deuce** · 28th December 2005, 15:26

Originally Posted by madboy

Jim2, you'd need to shave his head a bit more carefully first wouldn't ya - particularly the centre?

That's why I chose a chracter actor instead of a no talent (Vin) wanker (Diesel) with a bizarre accent.

Mr Spall would have no problem interpreting the "part" correctly. Vin (tool) Diesel (that's not his real name. It'll be Rufus Gloriana) will grunt and look at the camera sardonically. I'm not sure you know what sardonic means, and you are certainly far too loquacious for VD to ever cope with the burden of dialogue required.

**madboy** · 28th December 2005, 18:23

Originally Posted by Jim2

That's why I chose a chracter actor instead of a no talent (Vin) wanker (Diesel) with a bizarre accent.

Mr Spall would have no problem interpreting the "part" correctly. Vin (tool) Diesel (that's not his real name. It'll be Rufus Gloriana) will grunt and look at the camera sardonically. I'm not sure you know what sardonic means, and you are certainly far too loquacious for VD to ever cope with the burden of dialogue required.

Chatty? Me? I'm the quiet one sitting in the corner checking out your wife's rack! And since I work in claims, being cynical and mocking is what I do all day! Nothing wrong with a good grunt every now and then just to make people think you're actually listening to their concerns. Unless you're thinking of those grunting noises that I occasionally make toward predominantly Commodore drivers...

**LXS** · 28th December 2005, 18:33

lol, madboy.

I think Mr Depp would do a reasonable job of playing me.

Though to really pull it of he'd have to get a #1 and a tan to really be me

**hXc** · 28th December 2005, 18:55

Steve Carell
Paul Rudd
Will Ferrell

The funny thing is, those 3 people all act in Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

"There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."

**James Deuce** · 28th December 2005, 18:57

Originally Posted by madboy

Chatty? Me? I'm the quiet one sitting in the corner checking out your wife's rack! And since I work in claims, being cynical and mocking is what I do all day! Nothing wrong with a good grunt every now and then just to make people think you're actually listening to their concerns. Unless you're thinking of those grunting noises that I occasionally make toward predominantly Commodore drivers...

Sigh.

I'll spell it out.

E v e n y o u t a l k t o o m u c h f o r V i n D i e s e l t o b e a b l e t o p l a y y o u