Having my period ....

**kro** · 27th December 2005, 20:41

Took the KLX up to the Moutere logging sites today, and the dickhead patrol had been up the night before, and left the place an unholy, and unsafe mess.

The Dickhead Patrol:
15-19 yr old males in covered vehicles.

I have figured out the necessary rites of passage for being a Dickhead patrol member.

Act 1 - Thou must be able to yell when drunk, and laugh at shit you say, thats not funny.
Act 2 - Thou must be able to overtake on blind corners, in a Subaru, or similar branded vehicle.
Act 3 - Thou must breaketh glass. Smashing bottles is a must, as was seen today in Moutere.
Act 4 - Thou must empty the entire contents of your car on the ground, including McDonalds bags, KFC boxes, cans (they wont break, so are useless).

One of the Dickhead patrol that was up in this particular site last nite got a surprise when we delivered all the rubbish they had dropped, onto their parents front lawn, along twith the addressed envelope they had accidentally thrown out of the car along with their litter. Parents were none too happy at me walking to their fence, and dumping a large carboard carton of shit on their front lawn, but oldest son was being denied use of the family car as I left. This made me smile.

Fuck these shit heads make me wild. No respect for anything, I challenge them every opportunity I get.

**erik** · 27th December 2005, 22:30

Originally Posted by kronos

One of the Dickhead patrol that was up in this particular site last nite got a surprise when we delivered all the rubbish they had dropped, onto their parents front lawn, along twith the addressed envelope they had accidentally thrown out of the car along with their litter. Parents were none too happy at me walking to their fence, and dumping a large carboard carton of shit on their front lawn, but oldest son was being denied use of the family car as I left. This made me smile.

good on ya

**inlinefour** · 27th December 2005, 23:46

Bling your way

**SlashWylde** · 28th December 2005, 00:11

Well done, message received by their olds evidently.

**Highlander** · 28th December 2005, 06:28

I could never wrap my head around the dumping rubish breaking glass every where thing. - If you can take the bottles there full, surely you can take them home empty (or am I showing my age now?)

**Sniper** · 28th December 2005, 06:48

Good work mate. I would have had a quiet word with the parents as well just to cover your back.

**Skyryder** · 28th December 2005, 06:55

Far to many people just dump their rubbish where it suites them. If they can bring it in theycan take it out.

Skyryder

**kro** · 28th December 2005, 07:27

Originally Posted by Sniper

Good work mate. I would have had a quiet word with the parents as well just to cover your back.

Yes, I posted the abridged version, but explained at length to the kids father that everything currently on his front lawn, was in one big pile in the Moutere when I got there yesterday morning, along with a whole shitload of broken beer bottles, and woodstock cans, and a huge amount of evidence of cars having done some serious donuts. Dad was furious when the topic of alcohol, and skidding cars came up.

I've never understood the whole dumping of rubbish in a public place rationale either, its just so unnecessary. I have a niece with a 3 inch long scar on her right foot, that came from a broken bottle left on a freakin playground area for goodness sake, it cut tendons in her foot, and took months for her to come right, but the shitheads just don't think about the possible consequences of things like this, its all just one big laugh to them.

**Ogri** · 28th December 2005, 07:33

Hey Kronos - would be interested to pick your brains re off roading in the area. Recently moved here and hubby works at CHH Eves Valley - he has limited access to forest tracks but would like some buddies to carry the broken bits home! He rides a DRZ400 silly boy.

**kro** · 28th December 2005, 08:21

Sure thing Ogri, I have only been in Nelson for 3 years, and haven't been going out for long, but know a few veterans who I ride with from time to time, who know every track ever made.

I am actually using a borrowed bike myself at the moment, but hope to acquire my own mount in a month or so. I'd be keen on finding out where your hubby can ride, some of the forestry areas are a real good mix of terrains.

I'll message you later today.

**yungatart** · 28th December 2005, 08:58

Their mates in HB were busy using our residential streets for drag racing for over an hour at 1.00am today-the cops must have all been out on the highway-or home in bed!

**froggyfrenchman** · 28th December 2005, 14:26

Originally Posted by yungatart

Their mates in HB were busy using our residential streets for drag racing for over an hour at 1.00am today-the cops must have all been out on the highway-or home in bed!

Well the HP's were stalking me all weekend!

**madboy** · 28th December 2005, 14:35

LMFAO... busted. I think getting the hard word from the olds for doing skids is prob worse than getting ticketed... argh... gonna take me a while to wipe the tears from my eyes after that one!!

**Quartida** · 29th December 2005, 19:08

F***, some of the guys round here could do with a dose of that as well.

Bloody boy cruisers down at Eastern Beach and around the Bucks Beach area. Some twit pretended to turn out in front of me (while I was driving a cage) the other day...naturally I swerved; turned to look and all his mates were laughing. There should be a maturity test that goes along with the licence. Not to mention broken bottles, and idiots who park on both sides of a 90 degree corner and proceed to stand in the middle of the road drinking beer and making arses of themselves. All these Bucklands-Beach-Mummy's-Boys who think their cars make up for their lack of brain and/or dick.