Worst looking bike ever

[Badcat]

thats it time to bring out the ultimate ugliest most useless thing on the planet (and for male hairdressers i must add...)

(alot like paris hiltons dog also an ugly fashion accesory....)

yep - i'm right with you on that.
ewwwwwwwww.

[NhuanH]

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the 636 (and some of the riders are pretty hot, eh Maurice )
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you called, petal? No wonder you were begging for a "ride" the other day. But you do know in our line of work there is no such thing as a free ride eh?

By the way, my vote for ugliest bike is the Numptystrada:

[James Deuce]

I knew you had perfect taste, your worshipful palindrome-ness.

Multistrada riders don't wave either.

[Badcat]

you called, petal? No wonder you were begging for a "ride" the other day. But you do know in our line of work there is no such thing as a free ride eh?

By the way, my vote for ugliest bike is the Numptystrada:

yep - the multistrada is one sad little man.
funny thing is you can see most of those cues on the supermotard concept and they are - - - s e x y - - - .
it's just that godawful fairing, that gets worse when you see it in the flesh splitting with the steering.
when the italians get it wrong, they don't fuck around.

[James Deuce]

when the italians get it wrong, they don't fuck around.

True that. Look at Abyssinia.

[NhuanH]

yep - the multistrada is one sad little man.
funny thing is you can see most of those cues on the supermotard concept and they are - - - s e x y - - - .
it's just that godawful fairing, that gets worse when you see it in the flesh splitting with the steering.
when the italians get it wrong, they don't fuck around.

K,

Don't start me on the HypoglycaemicRetard (tm) big fella. The end of the Tamburini era was a downhill ride for Duc.

Not to defend Italians per se, but that Terblanche has a lot to answer for: 749/999, the Numpty and now the HypoRetard. Not sure if the current 800/1000SS air cooled fuglies can be attributed to (chiefly) his pen...

[Mr Skid]

By the way, my vote for ugliest bike is the Numptystrada:

[NhuanH]

I rest my case.
Both of them look ready to crash and destroy their Numpty's - to remove them from boik gene pool.

[Badcat]

K,

Don't start me on the HypoglycaemicRetard (tm) big fella. The end of the Tamburini era was a downhill ride for Duc.

Not to defend Italians per se, but that Terblanche has a lot to answer for: 749/999, the Numpty and now the HypoRetard. Not sure if the current 800/1000SS air cooled fuglies can be attributed to (chiefly) his pen...

pierre terblanche did some grea things for ducati.

http://www.ducati.com/heritage/anni9...upermono.jhtml

there's a lot of styling cues in that bike that came out in much later bikes.
maybe even ones you like Nhuan....

[T.W.R]

Struth, there's loads uglier than anything mentioned here thus far.
Morbidelli V8 and Velocette LE spring to mind...

the Morbidelli V8 is very similar to a St4 Ducati don't think anyone would class that as ugly, maybe you were thinking of the Guedon V8

[NhuanH]

pierre terblanche did some grea things for ducati.

http://www.ducati.com/heritage/anni9...upermono.jhtml

there's a lot of styling cues in that bike that came out in much later bikes.
maybe even ones you like Nhuan....

Touche....

[Eurodave]

the Morbidelli V8 is very similar to a St4 Ducati don't think anyone would class that as ugly, maybe you were thinking of the Guedon V8

The Morbidelli prototype was designed by the legendary Pininfarina people but was so ugly it was redesigned B4 being offered for sale!!
Heres a pic of the original version,nice engine, shame about the bike!!

[Fatjim]

I think some of the suzukis of the past (the gsx750 is still going) are butt ugly. Apologies to those who own an sv650, They are a great bike, just fugly.

[T.W.R]

The Morbidelli prototype was designed by the legendary Pininfarina people but was so ugly it was redesigned B4 being offered for sale!!
Heres a pic of the original version,nice engine, shame about the bike!!

thats what happens when you let car designers loose with motorcycles

that one is the Mk1 model which wasn't just a prototype it went on sale to the public, $55000aus brought it.

heres a couple of prototypes that are fairly butch though;
Yamaha Morpho
Suzuki Falcorustyco
Honda Mantis

[Kickaha]

My 2nd place vote would have to go to Bimota's Placenta.....oops sorry........Mantra

Saw one in real life a few weeks ago I had to get the guys to find me a bucket to throw up in, I think Bimota looked at the Nzeta for styling ideas