dumb dumb retards on tardme

[Postie]

I am selling some mini motos on reTardme, they are 49cc and do about 40-50kph, they have slicks and clearly no lights, no indicators and no fucking horns....... i didn't feel the need to point this out since the pictures are fairly clear. I have had about.......7 different people ask if they can be made road legal, do they have lights, do they have indicators, do they have horns.. do they....... "no they fucking don't you thick fuck"......

Why are people so stupid, why do they waste not only my time, but potentially the air i may one day want to inhale, they consume the food that may well have been ment for me, or anybody with 2 lobes in there skull rather then just an empty mass, much like JSG.

I went back to retardville.co.nz and edited my auction in CAPS to save me having to read and decide to simply ignor the ridiculous email i just read asking if the bike can take 2 people or will i take $5 for one or $7 for 3 bikes.

I asked Santa for a big fuck of gun or at least some big shiny knifes for Christmas, instead i got a double ended dildo with barbs......


ah, i feel better now....

[madboy]

deep breath...

Think if you do sell then 3 for $7 you've probably done society a favour. They'll wind 'em up to 43.7km/h, pull out in front of a bus that didn't see them, hit a bump that'll arse them and their wife off... there might be a short-term cost with ACC picking up the funeral costs, but think of the long-term benefits that they won't be claiming from WINZ.

Took mine for a spin down the road to a mate's place on the weekend... all good humour, but I wouldn't want to be travelling outside the neighbourhood on one!!

[wari]

SOrry ... :spudwave:

[HDTboy]

Where's the link to the auction?

[Postie]

yo should know better......
mind you, your a westie, you think anything is road legal......

[Postie]

Where's the link to the auction?

there yo go pirate boy

http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/m...ll_current.asp

[HDTboy]

Yarrrrgghhh, muppet, that's the link for listings I'm selling. Give me an auction number

[HDTboy]

Bastard, I thought it was an auction where I could ask you questions, not a classified ad. OT: When did you get the 400?

[Postie]

your very observant, i only just changed that, i bought the CBR last night. Its almost as bad as yours, just a 400, so better. its an '88 and been sitting round since March, so it seized the brakes and fuck knows what, but i got a good deal on it, now its in bits in the garage, and with the help of thr lord, it shall arise again soon......

[SixPackBack]

Mr Postie please answer my question regarding purchase of the mini-moto.....does it come with a double ended dildo? and if so can I have mine in pink without the barbs and petrol powered........thank you Mr Postie

[froggyfrenchman]

when will we dumb dumb retards learn?

[mstriumph]

Mr Postie please answer my question regarding purchase of the mini-moto.....does it come with a double ended dildo? and if so can I have mine in pink without the barbs and petrol powered........thank you Mr Postie

he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!

be afraid ....... be VERY afraid!! lol

[HDTboy]

How can it be better than mine? I can ride mine whenever I like, and on the road too, legally.
And mine's newer, probly has the same power, is lighter, and has a better frame and sticky tyres.
Finally, does yours have an eye patch?

[scumdog]

I am selling some mini motos on reTardme, they are 49cc and do about 40-50kph, they have slicks and clearly no lights, no indicators and no fucking horns....... i didn't feel the need to point this out since the pictures are fairly clear. I have had about.......7 different people ask if they can be made road legal, do they have lights, do they have indicators, do they have horns.. do they....... "no they fucking don't you thick fuck"......

Why are people so stupid, why do they waste not only my time, but potentially the air i may one day want to inhale, they consume the food that may well have been ment for me, or anybody with 2 lobes in there skull rather then just an empty mass, much like JSG.

I went back to retardville.co.nz and edited my auction in CAPS to save me having to read and decide to simply ignor the ridiculous email i just read asking if the bike can take 2 people or will i take $5 for one or $7 for 3 bikes.

I asked Santa for a big fuck of gun or at least some big shiny knifes for Christmas, instead i got a double ended dildo with barbs......


ah, i feel better now....

So can I get one registered?????????

[k14]

Its about the same as the guy that persistently asked a guy how much it would cost to get a TZ250 GP bike road legal. First the guy just said it can't be done, and then the guy kept pestering him to say how much. In the end he just said $500000, lol, don't think the guy asked any more questions.